-> "Because Of My Pit Crew"
Original Song Title:
"Because Of You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Because Of My Pit Crew"
The Lyrics
I will not waste a caution flag for my team AH
Thought i did good for myself
Engines at full capacity...
i will not take a tire
from one who cannot put the bolts on tight
they wave the caution flag
and that's when the trouble starts
because the crew
they never make any stride
when i go to the pit stop
because the crew
thought that fuel is mixed with sugar
because the crew
they let people all go around me
because of my pit crew
i lost the race
my tires loosened and it'll be
too late till you point it out
i cannot drive
without the engine blowing
in my eyes
i cannot take a tire knowing it won't
get me through.
My crew couldn't win the race
when i cannot even start it.
(Chorus repeat)
I've hit the wall
been in a brawl
anytime your with me
a suspension
just has formed
in my fuel, i lost my lead.
you never fixed up anything else
now we lost the race
and now i throw my helmet every night
hence the Tony Stewart joke.
(chorus repeat)
Because of you
i can never win a race
because of you you probably couldn't even fix
your personal problems.
because of you
iv'e been living my life
with my trophy case empty
because of you
i lost the race
because of you
because of my pit crew.
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