[HER]
What if I told you
That I love my TV
It entertains me
Don't you agree
It's all so appealin'
I just want more
You tell me that you sure think I'm crazy
And you're pointing at the screen and you yell

[HIM]
"A program like this
Some people waste a lifetime
On a program like this
Some people watch forever
And consider it bliss
Oh, I can't believe you're living for TV
Some people waste a lifetime
On a program like this"

[HER]
Lineups keep changing
But reruns remain
Hulu and Netflix
Keepin' me sane
Well I keep 'em streaming
But you say it's fake
Wanna watch this boob tube forever
But you always pull the plug and swear

[HIM]
"A program like this
Some people waste a lifetime
On a program like this
Some people watch forever
And forget how to live
Oh, I can't believe you just ignore my plea
Don't go and waste your lifetime
On a program like this"

[HER]
Can't you see I'm watchin' everyday
I've got my video recorder set on play
So why do you insist
That people waste their lifetimes
Watching programs like this

[HIM]
"Some people waste a lifetime
Watching programs like this
Some people sit forever
But I don't mean to dis -
Hey, is that an episode of Mr. Bean?
I really hope you don't mind
If I watch some of this"

[BOTH]
Oh, it's bliss
Oh, who needs a life when something's on TV
We're gonna waste our lifetimes
Watching programs like this