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Song Parodies -> "AZN Pride"
Original Song Title:
"Behind These Hazel Eyes"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Kelly Clarkson
Parody Song Title:
"AZN Pride"
Parody Written by:
Nib Oswald
The Lyrics
*gonnng*
Hajimemashite.
Konnichiwa, sensai.
I love Japan-style golf.
And new Chinese baseball.
Wakarimasen? Hai?
Wakkate, kudasai!
I'm a Chink. Black belt, all right.
From Tokyo, I laugh at Cheech and Chong.
Love my sushi,
Karaoke,
And Hello Kitty songs!
From Siam, got some yen,
And foreign diseases.
Slanty eyes squint. Teaching zen.
A sword, I'm a Shogun.
Only bare feet inside.
White dudes don't get we peeps revering rice.
Eas'side, this AZN pride.
My colds scare everyone.
Hope that I aint got SARS, son.
I love to squeal mid-fight,
Like Street Fighter guys.
You call me Chan Bong Lee?
I'll give you the yubi.
Throw some shuriken, they'll stick from your hitai.
I've climbed Fuji.
And fried live geese.
With Hello Kitty tongs!
From Siam, call me Ken.
I'm all Japanese, yes.
And my sailboat's a hansen.
My crotch is quite Will Hung.
Cooking duck. Eating Thai.
White dudes don't get to become Samurai.
That's right, this AZN pride.
Stefani? Get that chick out.
I'm AZN, foo', can't change oneself.
Ohayu to Konbanwa.
Oh, just don't try to be slant-eyed.
You're too tall!
Eww... big eyeballs.
From Siam, got some yen,
And foreign diseases.
Slanty eyes squint. Teaching zen.
A sword, I' m a Shogun.
Only bare feet inside.
White dudes don't get we peeps revering rice.
It's fly, this AZN pride.
From Siam, call me Ken.
I'm all Japanese, yes.
And my sailboat's a hansen.
My crotch is quite Will Hung.
Cooking duck. Eating Thai.
White dudes don't get to become Samurai.
Hai'aight? This AZN pride.
Konnichiwa, sensai.
I love Japan-style golf.
And new Chinese baseball.
Wakarimasen? Hai?
Wakkate, kudasai!
I'm a Chink. Black belt, all right.
From Tokyo, I laugh at Cheech and Chong.
Love my sushi,
Karaoke,
And Hello Kitty songs!
From Siam, got some yen,
And foreign diseases.
Slanty eyes squint. Teaching zen.
A sword, I'm a Shogun.
Only bare feet inside.
White dudes don't get we peeps revering rice.
Eas'side, this AZN pride.
My colds scare everyone.
Hope that I aint got SARS, son.
I love to squeal mid-fight,
Like Street Fighter guys.
You call me Chan Bong Lee?
I'll give you the yubi.
Throw some shuriken, they'll stick from your hitai.
I've climbed Fuji.
And fried live geese.
With Hello Kitty tongs!
From Siam, call me Ken.
I'm all Japanese, yes.
And my sailboat's a hansen.
My crotch is quite Will Hung.
Cooking duck. Eating Thai.
White dudes don't get to become Samurai.
That's right, this AZN pride.
Stefani? Get that chick out.
I'm AZN, foo', can't change oneself.
Ohayu to Konbanwa.
Oh, just don't try to be slant-eyed.
You're too tall!
Eww... big eyeballs.
From Siam, got some yen,
And foreign diseases.
Slanty eyes squint. Teaching zen.
A sword, I' m a Shogun.
Only bare feet inside.
White dudes don't get we peeps revering rice.
It's fly, this AZN pride.
From Siam, call me Ken.
I'm all Japanese, yes.
And my sailboat's a hansen.
My crotch is quite Will Hung.
Cooking duck. Eating Thai.
White dudes don't get to become Samurai.
Hai'aight? This AZN pride.
I remember getting 91/90 for my Year 8 Japanese final exam. Don't ask.
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No mention of Ayumi, but you got the rest of them, Luku
kono ii paroji o tanoshikata - henna no desho - omedeto gozaimasu, Luku san - jouzu de kakemasu "My crotch is quite Will Hung" ?? Honto desu ne? (usotsuki!)
go-go-go
kono ii paroji o tanoshikata - henna no desho - omedeto gozaimasu, Luku san - jouzu de kakemasu "My crotch is quite Will Hung" ?? Honto desu ne? (usotsuki!)
go-go-go
DKTOS, but it was well written. Sorry, Luke
Let's see, Stu... parody was enjoyable... a bit weird... congratulations Mr Luke on the above craziness... something about cauliflower racing. (whaddaya mean I'm an usotsuki, usotsuki, zubon enjou?)
Let's see, Rick C... you're wearing nothing but ugg boots... oh, a Capricorn, are you?... cheeses in manacles... I'm pregnant.
Let's see, Rick C... you're wearing nothing but ugg boots... oh, a Capricorn, are you?... cheeses in manacles... I'm pregnant.
I want to vote you 444, but you've already have two 555.. I'm not dare to vote and lower your point.
Yoroshii chojutsu, kirigirisu! itsutsu, itsutsu, itsutsu.....
Thanks Andrew Darwitan and Klistof Lobertson!
Fine, Plugger Dan. I finally read your parody and gave it a well-deserved 555. But that still doesn't mean you're off the hook for using the term "chink" in your parody. Disparaging and offensive, that. *bamboo tortured'd!*
your not asian. your probably person who hates asians. If u are asain shame on u. 1-1-1
Whoa, whoa, whoa! I had no idea you were "person who hates asians", you sick imposter. I'll bet you're even asain too. Mustard.
Um, an Australasain? Flustered.
I decided to venture outside the confinements of "Hittin' on EmiLoca." And I wound up here. Hm. I think I learned my lesson.
I decided to venture outside the confinements of "Hittin' on EmiLoca." And I wound up here. Hm. I think I learned my lesson.
I decided that I'd post twice for dramatic effect. Yep....that's what happened.
The only dramatic effect you're suited for is 'Exeunt'.
*suh-wish!*
*suh-wish!*
I'll fight you.
Them's fightin' words!
*adopts a kung-fu crouch remeniscent of a Shaolin master with menstrual cramps*
*adopts a kung-fu crouch remeniscent of a Shaolin master with menstrual cramps*
*reaches into a garden shed and pulls out the original Shaolin master with menstrual cramps*
*whips out her portable automatic external defibrillator and applies it to Conversation, in an effort to revive it* Freaking people. Am I going to have to do this all the TIME? I'm the EMT for your parodies, Brattoni.
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