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Song Parodies -> "Since You're King Kong"

Original Song Title:

"Since You Been Gone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Since You're King Kong"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

King Kong gets a date... and I still can't get one!!!
Here's the thing you're scaring my friends
Sure was cool when I was just stagehand
Yeah, yeah
Since you're King Kong

You were famous like Tom Cruise
Wasn't long till you were on news
Yeah, yeah
Since you're King Kong

And all I ever hear you say
Is
"Ahhhhaahhh, Screech, Eeeoooo!!!"
That's all I ever hear you say

And since you're King Kong
I got fleas of the worst kind
Grab me and climb on
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Height Sickness
What I got
Since you're King Kong

How did Gwen put it? You're going nuts
Some might say you've gone BANANAS
Yeah, yeah
Needed this Pun

And now no other guys please me
Cause none of them are big as you
I guess its bes-tial-ity

Cause since you're King Kong
I got fleas of the worst kind
We're so moving up
Yeah, yeah
Thanks to you
Now we get
We get chased by cops

Since you're King Kong

We had first date you blew it
Not polite, never kind
Shut my mouth!!!
I just can't fake it
Let's get wed, let's get wed, let's get wed, let's get wed!!!

Since you're King Kong
I got fleas of the worst kind
While we're making love
Yeah, yeah
Tanks for you (Tanks for you)
Cops are pissed
They're pissed, but I'm not

I am pleased for the first time
You got your suit on
Yeah, yeah
Back with you (back with you)
From the vet (the vet)
Meet your folks (meet your folks)
I'll admit
They're bad as my pa

Since you're King Kong
Since you're King Kong
Since you're King Kong
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9
Total Votes: 25

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Arwen - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Very very funny stuff, Matthias. The title made me giggle, and there were many fun lines. I loved...

And all I ever hear you say
Is…
"Ahhhhaahhh, Screech, Eeeoooo!!!"
Venus_Princess - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Adorable, well-paced, and funny! Great work! 5's all around.
elliebellie - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
bril brill brill simon cowell wud give this the thumbs up
Adagio - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM06) Good one! 5's
Silver Power - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] HOLY CRUM! HE'S CLIMBING THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING! AND NOW HE'S...Scratching his...Ugh...Oh...Oh, yeah, that's nice...555, it was great.
bobpiecheese - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
[SOTM] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that enough? HA! Yep, that's good. Very funny.
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Oddly funny...."grab me and climb on" ?????? Maybe I am reading too much into it...
wannabemustangjockey - January 09, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) No, Ag -- you're not reading too much into it, you just have a sick mind. Back to this song. Ah yes, so someone beat me to the bestiality reference. (I was saving that for "Stacey's Dog".) 555 curses for getting there first and for doing such a good job on this one!
Rick C - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I really enjoyed the movie, and this parody. 555
Josh 2 - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Good lyrics but I toghut the pacing was off a lil bit, and it wasn't all that funny. 444
Matthias - January 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Josh, well from a guy who submits a puke song for SOTM, I'm sure you think it's not funny is a compliment...
Claude Prez - January 13, 2006 - Report this comment
First of all, how many freaking albums does Kelly Clarkson have now anyway? Wasn't it like a year ago she was on American Idol? Anyhow I broke tradition and downloaded a sample to assess this properly. Some great stuff in there. And I'm excited I got the Gwen reference; good pun. And like Rick, I really enjoyed the movie.
o_O - January 16, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL!
Jeff Reuben - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM: Well done, one of the best I've seen from you! And I always love some good (and bad) puns =)
Spaff.com - January 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Some great subs in this, St Matthias, especially "I got fleas of the worst kind." And the title, of course. "Needed this pun" - heh heh.
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - January 23, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - I saw the movie 14 days ago, maybe I'm cranky but I only found the hour in the middle worth the money, it should have been sandwiched by parodies like this and Spaffs and others to be. :-)
Tim Mayfield - January 24, 2006 - Report this comment
SOTM - Fantabulous choice of OS. Great concept. Great Ape. Need I say more? I do? OK, monstrous 5's!
Stuart McArthur - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) - holy cow, you're right! all he DOES ever say is "Ahhhhaahhh, Screech, Eeeoooo!!!" - I've gone right off him now - nice job, Matthias - very funny idea - 555
Red Ant - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Haven't seen the movie but KTOS. This parody is much better.
Jack Wilson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Loved it!!!! 555!
Kristof Robertson - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM)
How did Gwen put it? You're going nuts…
Some might say you've gone BANANAS
Yeah, yeah
Needed this Pun
Classic stuff, Matthias...one of your best, IMHO. 555
Johnny D - January 29, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I'd like to see Simon Cowell diss King Kong! Good parody.
Phil Alexander - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
As Spaff might have said: there's no bigger monkey to spank... hold on a sec, he *did* say that. This is kind of fun...
Larry Hensley - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but this was kind of funny.
Josh 2 - January 31, 2006 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Mightily funny 5s
Adagio - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(Wild) Already voted and commented.

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