Song Parodies -> "Never Pee Out Side"

Original Song Title:

"Behind These Hazel Eyes"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"Never Pee Out Side"

Parody Written by:

Adriano

The Lyrics

seems like just yesterday, i really had to pee thought I'de be all right, I thought I'de be just fine
but as the time had passed, i started to get gas
and then i realized, that something went so wrong

now I cant breath
it really stinks
I'm crapping as I sing this song

here I am, yet again
I'm locked in the bathroom
I won't lie, I cant pretend
that I just got the runs
God it smells, like someone died
I'm hoping that maybe you won't mind
since you are next in-line

stuck to the seat again
i tried to stand but then fell in
I never stunk so bad, in all of my life
oh what a site to see, a crazy Rican, soaked with pee
I need a shower but now I'm scared to leave
now I cant breath
it really stinks
I'm crapping as I sing this song

here I am, yet again
I'm locked in the bathroom
I won't lie, I cant pretend
that I just got the runs
God it smells, like someone died
I'm hoping that maybe you won't mind
since you are next in-line

I took e-lax and then I shit it out
for smelling bad I blame myself
my ass is killing me now
but it's all good cuse i'm all done, for now

here I am, yet again
I'm locked in the bathroom
I won't lie, I cant pretend
that I just got the runs
God it smells, like someone died
I'm hoping that maybe you won't mind
since you are next in-line

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