-> "Cinderella"
Original Song Title:
"Miss Independent"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cinderella"
The Lyrics
Miss Cinderella
Miss stay in cellar
Miss please don't smell her
Miss spends her days
Working like a slave
Miss respected like Dangerfield, yeah
Miss no you can't
Go to a dance
Which just might be a once in a lifetime chance
Since she feared she'd always be single
She had Godmom say magic lingo
And soon boppity bingo
She zoomed, off to the dance
Who do I see is taking his hand?
Looks like the fairest in the whole land
Highness, impressed
They don't, let go
What happened to Miss Cinderella?
Her family is really jealous
Oh my, she's cute
With awesome shoes
Miss you might guess
She's a princess
Miss really running out of time look what the clock says, yeah
Seems she misestimated
The time and didn't know how late it
Was 'til the big clock's two hands were pointing to the twelve
But she didn't bother to mention
Why midnight caused her such tension
Because of why she felt apprehension
She ran like hell
Why did she flee like crazy at twelve?
Seems that someone has ended her spell
Pumpkin carriage
Rodent Doormen
What will you do Miss Cinderella?
If you are seen you'll be embarrassed
Ran so, fast you
Have lost, have lost your shoe
When Miss Cinderella ran away
He cried so much and felt dismay
He lay in his bedroom, a total waste
Then made use of his young and royal brain
He said "this shoe you all can see
I know it is hers, and it's petite
If someone can fit it on her feet
I know that's the princess for me"
Some girls are cheating to win the prince
Cut off their toes but shoes still don't fit
He's at (He's at) The last (house)
Two tries (two tries) no dice
What did they do with Cinderella?
She was stuck cleaning in the cellar
She tries (she tries) it on
It fits, they're quickly gone
Now she's a princess
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