What if I told you, I can't count to three?
Would you believe me, that i really cant read?
Its cause I haven't learnt math before, my brain just won't think
I'm crazy, these voices are in my head now

A blonde like this.
I always have blond moments like this
Some people say my brains severed, they just stare and hiss.
Subtraction is so hard, you see?
I always have blond moments like this.

Everything changes, but stupidity remains.
Brain is so tender, too dumb to explain.
I'm preteneding I'm readin', I'm such a fake. Can I be this stupid forever?
I think a new brain should be on my TO DO list.

Some people hate me for lifetimes, always making a diss.
Some people search forever, for these special tits.
I cant believe apples come from trees.
Some people hate me for a lifetime, cause im blond like this.

I really don't know any science at all.
I wanna know why gravity makes me fall.
So let me ask you this?
Why do some people say, that I'm such a stupid bitch?

I guess Im stupid forever, cause Im blond like this.
My screwups last for ever, a brain would be priceless.
Oh, I really am the dumbest human of all.
Some people wait a lifetime, if your blond like this.

Ohh, like this is.