-> "Because Of Food"
Original Song Title:
"Because Of You"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Because Of Food"
Parody Written by:
littlebluebook
The Lyrics
It's just not fair; I ate the same as you did
I cannot let myself
Touch any food that's so greasy
I'll never be - the way you look
So slim you are
I've found the hard way
To never let me get so large
Because of food
I have to stay away from McDonalds
Because of food
I cannot shop down the same aisle as the Oreos
Because of food
I find it hard to watch the TV, where food surrounds me
Because of food
I am constrained
I can't lose weight
And it's very wrong - cause you always point it out
It makes me cry
Because you know my weakness for big pies
It's hard to make
Me smile, behind the struggle in my life
I can't be as thin as a rake
When I never looked like that to start with
Because of food
I have to stay away from McDonalds
Because of food
I cannot shop down the same aisle as the Oreos
Because of food
I find it hard to watch the TV, where food surrounds me
Because of food
I am constrained
You ate my pies
It makes me cry every time that you eat
It seems so wrong
I should have known there'd never me a leaner me
You had no thought - only yourself
You just seem so vain
Now I just cry, it's a struggle, it's a fight
For I can't be thin
Because of food
I have to stay away from McDonalds
Because of food
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