You had a lot of girlfriends. Now you're staring at my rear-end.
Yeah yeah, since your sex change.

I'm nauseated all the time. You traded it in for two of a kind.
Yeah yeah, since your sex change.

And now I want to look the other way.
The sight of you makes me blue.
And those nightmares won't go away.

But since your sex change, I keep throwing up all the time.
You look so strange, yeah yeah,
What do I do when you come on to me? Since your sex change.

You can't help it I turn you on. My girlfriend wants you to move along.
Yeah yeah, since your sex change.

And now I wish I knew what to say. Do I call you Lucy or Lou?
Or maybe you want it both ways.

But since your sex change, I think I'm losing my mind.
You look so strange, yeah yeah,
What do I do when you come on to me? Since your sex change.

You were a guy and you knew it. Now you've got two of a kind.
Find the men's room and just fake it.
Pretend, pretend, pretend pretend.

Since your sex change, I keep throwing up all the time.
You look so strange, yeah yeah,
What do I do (what do I do) when you come on to me?
I think I'm losing my mind. You look so strange, yeah yeah,
What do I do (what do I do) when you (when you)
You know (you know) when you, when you come on to me?

Since your sex change. Since your sex change.
Since your sex change.