I hope the ring you gave to her
Gives her rotten teeth
I hope when you’re in bed with her
That her breath stinks
I would never give you things
But a piece of hell
It comes well
Much for you as a reward
I know that you love Heather
But I know that she’s gay
Gimme 903 answers
From the test of yesterday

Chorus 1:
Does it burn?
To know that I burned your hair
While your butt’s
Crying out in despair
It was you
Who chose to suck it on your feet
I was the last to know
You knew
Exactly what I would do
Kiss your face
It has a sour taste
She may still kiss you
But I never will
LOVE YOU AGAIN

If she still loves you for you
She’s a loser
An ugly wife isn’t cute
If she used Febreeze®

But when your day comes
And she’s through with you
She’ll marry me too
You’ll wish that Heather was alone
I know that you love Heather
But all she feels is hate
Gave me 903 answers
But I failed anyway!

Chorus 2:
Does it hurt?
That I forgot to use Nair©
Bet it sucks
To pull the gum off your hair
It was you
Who chose to suck it on your feet
I was the last to know
You knew
Exactly what I would do
Kiss your face
It has a sour taste
She may still kiss you
But I never will
LOVE YOU AGAIN

[Bridge]
Never again will I hear you
Never again will I miss you
Never again will I fall to you
Never
Never again will I kiss you
Never again will I want to
Never again will I love you
Never!

Chorus 2:
Does it hurt?
That I forgot to use Nair©
Bet it sucks
To pull the gum off your hair
It was you
Who chose to suck it on your feet
I was the last to know
You knew
Exactly what I would do
Kiss your face
It has a sour taste
She may still kiss you
But I never will
I never will
LOVE YOU AGAIN