It starts with...
One drink!
My throat is dry
It doesn't even matter how drunk am I
Keep that glass full, I desingned this map
To remember, when's time,
My way home...
Fine licours give me wings
Watch while I try to keep my head out of swing
Watch the nonsense of the things that I say
My tongue flips inside my mouth
I need refil...
Sit here next to me
Watch the bar go right out of whisky
Trying to hold on, but this chair is all
Unbalaced and WOW!
I just fall...
You said I'm too drunk to drive, and even though I'm not I'll hand you the car
Tekila shots plus beer will eventually blank my memory of tonight 'cause

I dried the bar
And got so high
But I'm OK - I still feel like I'm sobber
I had to hurl
To drink it all
But I'm OK - I still feel like I'm sobber

One drink!
My throat is dry
It doesn't even matter how drunk am I
Keep that glass full, I desingned a speech
To remind myself how
I like this bar
In spite of this beer that is making me
Act like it's my virtual puppeteer
Remembering how much money I brought with me
I'm surprised that it's
All run out!
Drinks don't taste like they did before
This scotch won't even do me good anymore
Not that it didn't back then
But it all feels like water
In the end...
You said I'm too drunk to drive, and even though I'm not I'll hand you the car
Tekila shots plus beer will eventually blank my memory of tonight 'cause

I dried the bar
And got so high
But I'm OK - I still feel like I'm sobber
I had to hurl
To drink it all
But I'm OK - I still feel like I'm sobber

I threw up in you
That's as far as I could, so
Barman, please!
Bring my friend another round