(When I woke up)
The world seemed out of place,
Because I tripped and landed right on my face.
(And later too)
I poured my KoKo Krunch to find
That the recipe was changed and they had cheese inside
(And on the bus)
All the people on board did not look real,
Coz they were stiff and morose and looked very ill,
(Something is wrong)
Oh no
Things have turned around
The bus driver's a clown
The bus driver's a clown

(Chorus)
This isn't real
So what's the deal?
Like a dream this whole world feels
I wanna know why our school uniform's a thong
(The Ministry has some problems)
This isn't real
It's so surreal
Am I the prey of my own meal?
I wanna know why I'm parodying this song
Somehow this seems wrong.

And I feel so weird today
I can't believe my teachers are all wearing dresses with lace
(I feel confused)
And the lessons were peculiar this time
We had to dissect our friends and remove all of their insides
(But it was fun)
And in Math we learned about negativity
And how 45 plus 9 would actually equal 3
(Am I just high?)
Or am I drunk?
I just wanna go back
Coz my teacher's a rat
He's a mutated rat

(Chorus)

I just don't know
How in two seconds I was back at home
And I just can't recall
My parents being life-sized moving dolls,
And I'm so sure that I
never had a room mate in my life
He seems very queer
So queer I have to fear...

(Chorus 2)
This isn't real
So what's the deal?
Like a dream this whole world feels
Why does my Mom insist on cooking up the dog
(I'm sure he'd taste good with some sauce)
This isn't real
It's so surreal
Why I have wings made of vinyl,
And I'm sure I was a guy since I was born
Somehow this seems wrong...
(Inside my mind, I can't deny the fact that)
Somehow this seems wrong...
(It's really weird, the world appears so random)
Somehow this seems wrong...
Somehow this seems wrong...