Sixth period,
I'm wishing I was dead.
I know I'm back in hell again.
This empty room,
My teacher's bad perfume.
What's creepier is he's a man.

I think that his toupe's alive,
It's making my skin crawl.
I still havent figured out,
what's dripping down the wall.

My teacher is a dinosaur,
His teeth are neon green.
He finished school in '44,
and I dont mean 19'.
My feet are sticking to the floor,
a rat just stole my pen.
Cause I'm stuck here in English,
I'm Wasting in English,
Again.

My brand new shoes,
are filling up with ooze.
My mom is gonna murder me.
My best friend Greg,
has something on his leg.
It doesnt look real nice to me.

Some one once told me,
that school would change my life.
But right now Im wondering,
If I'll get out alive.

Cause something ugly growled at me,
from underneath my chair.
The bathroom's seems so heavenly,
It smells better in there.
I'd rather be fed to the wolves,
or killed by aliens,
than be stuck here in English,
I'm trapped here in English,
Again.

This teacher is insane!
He owns a human brain!
And if you speak out loud!
He'll shove it in your mouth!

I've just got to get out of here,
But theres no place to run.
I dont know if I will survive,
to see another sun.
The teacher's walking toward me now,
He's got an evil grin,
someone save me from English,
I want out of English,
I'll never go to English,
Again.