Song Parodies -> "Lincoln Park"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Lincoln Park"

Parody Written by:

xenoyaktuskt

The Lyrics

All right... So, this is a song about Lincoln. Sure, the facts aren't that accurate. In fact, they probably aren't. Seriously. Check them. Now, witness what an asshole with tons of free time does.

In the year of 1864
We elected a Republican
Back then, they were liberals
Unlike these bigots today
Like Dubya and Dick Cheney
Back then, they'd be Democrats
(Though they weren't born...)

[Chorus]
Lincoln was the President
SOME GUY SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD
AND NOW HE IS SO DEAD!
Now he can no longer breathe
'CUZ SOME GUY SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD
AND NOW HE IS SO DEAD!

Gettysburg Address was so clear
Emancipation made slaves disappear
His top hat was fashion sense
He had a really long beard
Did he ever shave that thing?
Maybe, but who gives a damn?
(Maybe Usher...)

[Chorus 2X]

HE WAS KILLED IN FORD'S THEATRE!
THEATRE!
THEATRE! [3X]
THEATRE! NOW HE IS SO DEAD!

[Chorus 2X]

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