Song Parodies -> "One Mile Closer"

Original Song Title:

"One Step Closer"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"One Mile Closer"

Parody Written by:

TYRON MAN

The Lyrics

This is what happens when you're in a car listening to LP. The insurance part was my favorite and the most clever line. The fact that im 11 years old makes it even weirder.

I can not take this anymore,
I just got a dent in my car door.

All these bills they make no sense,
im running out of insurance,
The less i wreck,
the less I pay,
Ford found that out yesterday....

dont slam the door...

Every time i lose my keys,
Takes me one mile closer to the edge,
my car's about to break!
Now i have to walk to Sheetz,
Im one mile closer to the edge
my car's about to break.

I find the view isnt so clear,
wish i could find a way to fix the mirror.
All these bills they make no sense,
Im running out of insurance
nothing seems to go my way,
im stuck on the freakin' highway.

it's starting to pour...

Every time i lose my keys,
Takes me one mile closer to the edge,
my cars about to break.
Whats up wth all these fees?
Im one mile closer to the edge,
my cars about to break!
(repeat)

START UP WHEN I TELL YOU TO!
START UP!!!
START UP!!!
START UP!!!
START UP WHEN I TELL YOU TO!
START UP!!!
START UP!!!
START UP!!!
START UPPPP!!!!!
MY CARS ABOUT TO BREAK!

Every time i lose my keys
Takes me one mile closer to the edge,
My cars about to break!
Im about to become an amputee,
Im one wreck closer to the edge,
my car is starting to break!

Every time i lose my keys,
takes me one mile closer to the edge,
my cars about to break!
Im now an amputee!
Im one mile closer to the edge,
my cars about to BREAK!

The amputee part meant he wrecked alot :)

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