I scan
A scribbled pic to hone and stretch.
I'll pixel it, a dismal task.
Most can't do this in Paint,
But I've just got the knack,
To generate all this sweet art.

Spray cans
Oh, I love Georgia font,
Coloured in blue or teal.
But this slow formatting's hard to do.
You can't just breeze through.
It takes a level of skill.

Gridlines
Shape tools, sketching too.
Turn it black, white or other hues.
Trace away with my hand, and then chop.
Then wildly cheer cuz I've mastered paintshop.

Paintcans fill!
A freakin' tour de force.
Don't turn the background green.
I paint when I'm bored!
Lines rescaled!
Must magnify it more.
This work is mastery.
My pen is my sword!

Paint cans
A bitmap clip gets redone.
I'm editing competent.
Don't use no polygons.
I do stuff by hand.
But sometimes I'll cut and paste.

By hand
If you're wanting blood to spray.
Simply get the spray can out.
It makes a splattered, spotty hue.
Like crimson issue.
Then draw droplets dribbling down

Oh, I
Love to brush it, yo.
Click and clack, MSPicasso.
Shape away and distend it and crop.
Then wildly cheer cuz I've mastered paintshop.

Paintcans fill!
A freakin' tour de force.
I'll turn the background green.
I paint when I'm bored!
Lines rescaled!
Must magnify it more.
This work is mastery.
My pen is my sword!

Chrome!
Fill it out brown!
Eyedrop it, flip it, skew it, size it right up!
Wiped out?!
Cleared it all now?
Back to the drawing board... um, I mean paintshop.

Lines that swirl,
And lots of dots, of course.
Who needs a charcoal stick?
I'm the bitmap lord!

Paintcans fill!
A freakin' tour de force.
I'll turn the background green.
I paint when I'm bored!
Lines rescaled!
Must magnify it more.
This work is mastery.
My pen is my sword!