Tired of pooping where you want me to poop
Feeling so filthy, lost under the dookie
Don't know what you're expecting a me!?
Put all of my pressure, in my stinking peeeee....
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)
Every poop that I make is another mistake to you
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)

My bum's become so numb, I can't feel it now, It's become so sore,
it feels more like "Ow!"
It's becoming fizz, all I want to do
Is take a nice long piss in your brand new shoes.

Can't you see that I'm smothering it, holding it in tightly, afraid to lose control, cause every poop that you thought I will leave,
has fallen apart, right in front of you....
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)
Every poop that I make is another rmistake to you
(caught in your under toes, dooks caught on your under toe)
And every terd that I waste, IS MORE THAN I CAN TAKE!

My bum's become so numb, I can't feel it now, It's become so sore,
it feels more like "Ow!"
It's becoming fizz, all I want to do
Is take a nice long piss in your brand new shoes.


And we know
I may end up dooking too
But I know
You pooped just like me with someone disappointed in you!!!

My bum's become so numb, I can't feel it now, It's become so sore,
it feels more like "Ow!"
It's becoming fizz, all I want to do
Is make a nice brown log on your persian rug

Did I poop where you want me to poop?...