Song Parodies -> "The Shit of the Day"

Original Song Title:

"The Shadow of the Day"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"The Shit of the Day"

Parody Written by:

Jarryd Stewart

The Lyrics

This song is about a man and his trip in a public toilet.

I close the lock on the toilet
I close both eyes and start to squeeze
Sometimes laxatives are not so simple
Sometime’s the hospitals the only way

And the shit will hang from you
And the shit will hang from you
And the shit of the the day
Will almost make you faint
And the shit will hang from you

In the toilet seat of the cubicle
You just sit there and pray
That this shit doesnt take all day
Sometimes a cut with a knife is the only way

And the shit will drop from you
And the shit will drop from you
And the shit of the day
Will drop and give you a spray
And the shit will drop from you

And the shit of the day
Will clog up the toilet
And the door will open for you

And the shit of the day
Will clog up the toilet
And the door will open for you

This song is copyrighted so no one steal my lyrics. If you do and i find out, i will be a rich man.

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Orsum Swelles - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Really, this couldn't be any stupider: it's pointless, profane, juvenile, nasty, poorly written, unfunny, disgusting, ineloquent, retarded, yada, yada, yada. An embarrassment of the highest order. 111

Arson Bells - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Orsum, most of what you mentioned applies to the crappy Linkin Park song which this parody was based upon. Garbage in, garbage out.

=D - January 14, 2008 - Report this comment

awesome as you sir, are a creative genius

Worawat - January 22, 2008 - Report this comment

smell quite 555

Jeff - August 22, 2008 - Report this comment

Orsum Swelles watch behind you, do you think you will be able to sleep at night knowing someone is stalking waiting to kill?

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