Some take their time
Build a plot
And some character
Well I guess that's cool
There's no rush
Let them take all night

But that's so not me
Because I am
Michael Bay

I blow stuff up
I cause mayhem ev'ry day
It's so much fun
It's good to be Michael Bay

Slow it down
'cause the hot chick's on
Not got much to say
But she's hot, so she's on alot

Now I've had enough
I'll cut away
'cause it's time

To blow stuff up
To trash things in all new ways
It's so much fun
I love being Michael Bay


I'm Michael Bay
Destruction is
So awesome, I gotta say
Just awesomeness
It's good to be Michael Bay


I blow stuff up
You'd think it was Judgement Day
It's so much fun
It's great to be Michael Bay


Michael Bay!

Because I'm Michael Bay!


[Boom]