I got these aches over my whole body
Some say that I'm careless
I trip on each surface
Ev'ry other day I run into a tree
I'm my doctor's treasure
though he thinks I'm a fool
(Hurt on the toilet bowl, I tripped on the toilet bowl)
Every move that I make
is a bone that break it's true
(Fell in a giant hole, just fell in a giant hole)

I keep getting lumps,
feel them in my hair
don't like barbed wire,
'cause it hurts down there
And no pipes I miss,
My whole body's bruised
Can you help me please,
I hate door knobs too

Can it be I like pain secretly
No-that's not likely
Though my friends all thank so
It's not my fault that things jump out at me
Bookshelves fall apart,
it hurts me- I'm doomed
(Stuck in vi'lent world I'm caught in a vi'lent world)
Every day that I wake
Is a day I forsake it's true
(Gross-flying bird poo, hit by flying bird you)
With every sound my back makes
a smile is hard to fake

I keep getting lumps
on my derriere
Becoming tired
of long flights of stairs
I may not survive
one more year or two
Every crack I see
helps add to my blues

And it blows
That I'm always falling too
Still I hope
This pain ends for me and someday I don't crash in my room

I am sick of lumps
from my leather chair
Even TV wires
trip me everywhere
If a comet hits
you can bet on who
It'll come for me
and you know it's true

I'm so sick of lumps,
count them when I'm bare
I'm tired of seeing them cov'ring my body

I've so sick of lumps,
Guess I'm not aware
I'm tired of being so overly clumsy