Song Parodies -> "Religious War"

Original Song Title:

"Faint"

Original Performer:

Linkin Park

Parody Song Title:

"Religious War"

Parody Written by:

Delta421

The Lyrics

This idea came to mind while I was sitting in my mom's car, listening to Linkin Park's "Faint" and suddenly coming up with a parody involving several major religions (as well as a cult that is featured in a book I'm currently writing).

(Brahma)
I am the Universal Principle
The Ultimate Reality
Lots of complaints
But I can help the fact
Because my gods are all so great
I am the final cause of all of life
The great infinite truth
But it's like no matter what I do
You just ignore me
As if I did not exist
So turn around, say your prayers
Pray that you will reach Moksha
Then you will reach the enlightenment
Be eternally happy in the world of bliss

I can't feel the same way as before,
Y'all must turn back to me
Or you'll reincarnate!
Time won't save you from your bad karma
Please just return to me
And work for Moksha!

(Yahweh, God the Father)
I AM the Ultimate Creator God
The Holy One, the Father of Life
'Cause you don't understand
I formed you from Dust
I AM the one who called Abraham
To be a blessing to all the land
But it's like no matter what I do, I can't convince you
For once just to turn to Me
So turn around, say your prayers
Raise your hands, all of creation
Where are you, my Beloved?
You are the ones that I created!

I can't take this heartache anymore!
Your sins cut you from Me
Repent, turn to Me!
Time can't heal this damage anymore!
Repent and turn to me!
Your sins cut you from Me!

(Jesus Christ, Son of God, AKA God the Son)
NOW! I have spoken!
I am the only Way, the Truth and the Life RIGHT NOW!!
Hear Me out now! I am the Resurrection, like it or not! Right now!

(The Great Casesar, a falsification of Yahweh created by the cult group Raven)
I can't take rejection anymore!
My children, come to me! BURN THIS WORLD IN HELL!!!!!

(Brahman)
I can't feel the same way as before,
Y'all must turn back to me
Or you'll reincarnate!
(Yahweh, God the Father)
Time can't heal this damage anymore!
Repent and turn to me!
Your sins cut you from Me!
(The Great Caesar)
Turn to me...My children, come to me, BURN THIS WORLD IN HELL!!!
(Jesus Christ)
Sin no more!
(Yahweh)
Repent, turn back to Me!
(The Great Caesar)
BURN THIS WORLD IN HELL!!

NOTE: This is not meant to be a blasphemous act. I am merely showing that there is a war for the truth (or at least a war being fought in the name of defending the truth from lies). As for the fictional cult, that's just something I felt like throwing in there just for kicks. Have a nice day, y'all! Delta421 Out!

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Faithful - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Not funny

Top Shelf - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Utter rubbish!

To Be Fair - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment

While I disagree that this is blasphemous, it still is in bad taste. Not many people IMHO will high five this. But here's 3-3-3 from me.

Enlightened Agnostic - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment

I don't see anything blasphemous or in bad taste here. It reads to me as an illustration of the ongoing conflict between polarized religious philosophies. If I am right about that, I dig your concept, Delta421. Sure, it's not funny, but that's not the point here.

Peter Andersson - October 19, 2017 - Report this comment

Just ignore Rob's morality troll comments - he used the word "porn" himself in a song title the other day for click bait so he's hardly (ha-ha) in a position to teach anyone about morals - then again I guess that's why he's using 666 different aliases to pretend there's a religious watchdog militia patrolling this (PARODIES FOR FRAKS SAKE) site.

Minister of Love - October 24, 2017 - Report this comment

Not offensive, but not that great either as a message. I'll give this 3x3!

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