A classic test
You ask what should end up more light:
One: a ton of bricks?
Or choice two: ton of feathers? I
Will admit I'm dumb, at first, I failed

Thought light tons were a real thing
So I had picked option one
It was a trick
There's no such thing as light tons

I'm a dick, find a lot of glee
In grilling my mates
With the task of "Which one?", you see
Their faces screw up, it wracks their brain

"No light tons" seems common sense
But such wisdom is rare stuff
Too much is dense
So they think about light tons

There's no light tons, feathers or bricks
One ton weighs the same, no fuss
Whether metric
Or imperial shite

Dumb, you'll feel so thick
Whenever the answer comes
Hits like a brick
Or feathers, there's no light tons

Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na (no light tons), na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na (no shit there's no light tons), na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na, na-na-na