It starts with puppies
I don't know why
It always seems to happen even if your shy
Keep that in mind/I designed this rhyme/
To explain to canines
All I know
My b***s were valuable things
Watch em' fly off as the doc's scalpel swings
Gotta count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks fun away
Its so unreal
Don't wanna look below
Watched my nads go right out the window
Tryin to hold on/but I didn't even know
Wasted my my seed just to
Watch it go
Even though I tried to keep everything inside
It all fell apart
What they meant to me will eventually
Be a memory/of a time when

I tried so hard
I never barked
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
You made two calls
Removed my b***s
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

One thing
I don't know why
It always seems to happen even if your shy
Keep that in mind/I designed this rhyme/
To remind my pups how
I tried so hard
In spite of the way Spike was mocking me
Because I seldom left your property
Remembering all the times you scolded me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
Fifi don't even recognize me anymore
Not that she knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart/what they meant to me
Will eventually/be a memory
Of a time when

I tried so hard
I never barked
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
You made two calls
Removed my b***s
But in the end
It doesn't even matter

I put my trust in you
Got pushed as far as I can go
For all this there's only one thing you should know
I put my trust in you
Got pushed as far as I can go
For all this there's only one thing you should know

I tried so hard
I never barked
But in the end
It doesn't even matter
You made two calls
Removed my b***s
But in the end
It doesn't even matter