-> "10,000 Words Long"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Somewhere I Belong"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"10,000 Words Long"
				Parody Written by: 
Whitness
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			When this began I had so much to say and from my mind to the paper words flowed from me
I took a snooze and then I woke up to find that I only finished half of what was assigned
I need a muse cause all I thought I knew I really don't so will I be done in time, I guess I probably won't
Nothing to lose wing it write a bunch of bull till the paper is full till the paper is full
Is this for real
What's teacher's deal?
My hands aren't made of steel
I'm gonna write this stupid report very wrong
[I'm only 500 words strong]
Is this for real
What's teacher's deal?
I'm losing all sense of feel
I'd rather be eaten by the immense King Kong
10,000 words long
And I could write this all day and watch the hairs on my head as they slowly turn grey
Just light a fuse burning everything down to the ground watching ashes of the essay as pretty flames dance around
Drop out of school and make a vow to never write again curse every paper every pencil, demolish every last pen
Nothing to lose wing it write a bunch of bull till the paper is full till the paper is full
Chorus
Bridge- I can't tolerate
I used to love words, now I simply hate
And I will never look into the pages of another book
I will always flee paperback novels and all spelling bees
For all of my days
I'll hate writing essays
Chorus
Is this for real
I need to end this deal
10,000 words long
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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