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Song Parodies -> "Don't Tell Me (to shop)"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Tell Me"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Don't Tell Me (to shop)"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
i really don't like shopping
Don't tell me to shop
Say that I have to stop
Watching sports on TV
And do laundry... mmm
Make me put down the seat
Or make sure that I'm neat, uh huh
Make me go see a play
But please don't send me to Macy's
You know that I love you
But there's one thing I won't do
Tell me to clean with a mop
But please don't tell me to shop
Make me ask where we are
When we've lost our way in the car, uh huh
Make me just sleep at night
But don't send me off to shop-rite
Make me dress up real nice
To eat out where there's a high price, yeah
Make me care when you say
What gossip you heard today
You know that I love you
But there's one thing I won't do
Tell me to clean with a mop
But don't ever tell me to shop
You know that I love you
But there's one thing I won't do
Tell me to clean with a mop
But don't ever tell me to shop
Don't you ever
Please don't
Please don't
Please don't tell me to shop
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Don't ever tell me to shop
Make me clean with a mop
Make me dress up real nice
To eat out where there's a high price, yeah
Make me care when you say
What gossip you heard today
Say that I have to stop
Watching sports on TV
And do laundry... mmm
Make me put down the seat
Or make sure that I'm neat, uh huh
Make me go see a play
But please don't send me to Macy's
You know that I love you
But there's one thing I won't do
Tell me to clean with a mop
But please don't tell me to shop
Make me ask where we are
When we've lost our way in the car, uh huh
Make me just sleep at night
But don't send me off to shop-rite
Make me dress up real nice
To eat out where there's a high price, yeah
Make me care when you say
What gossip you heard today
You know that I love you
But there's one thing I won't do
Tell me to clean with a mop
But don't ever tell me to shop
You know that I love you
But there's one thing I won't do
Tell me to clean with a mop
But don't ever tell me to shop
Don't you ever
Please don't
Please don't
Please don't tell me to shop
Don't you ever
Don't you ever
Don't ever tell me to shop
Make me clean with a mop
Make me dress up real nice
To eat out where there's a high price, yeah
Make me care when you say
What gossip you heard today
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Is this really that bad? i was actually pretty proud of this one
it was actually very good, i gave it all 5s, even though i like to shop
my friends actually urge me to go shopping, so i know exactly how you feel.
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