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Modonna, Madonna / B. Elliot, Madonna and Britney Spears, Maddona, The Artist Formerly Known As MadonnaI ain't taking off shit today. about her performance at LIVE AID summer 1985 Submitted by: Ex-Virgin
| Everybody loves you when they are about to come. Submitted by: Ex-Virgin
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How does Madonna spell "Art"? M-O-N-E-Y Submitted by: Tom Daly
| Before the 1980's, female pop stars were so un-sexy and boring. A bunch of Pre-Madonna's if you ask me! Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
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Also known as: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone . Submitted by: sparklingrain678
Also known as: Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone. Submitted by: inthe80s.com
Known informally as: The "Who's That Girl". Submitted by: Parker Gabriel
Known informally as: Hairy Monster. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Desperatly Seeking Susan, Who's That Girl, Shanghai Surprise, Dick Tracy, Evita, The Next Best Thing, Swept Away" | She wasn't too bad in "Desperately Seeking Susan", "Dick Tracy", and "Evita". The rest, however (including ones I didn't mention), are nowadays only known for, if anything, being big flops. - christie |
Name | New Career | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Madonna Louise Ciccone" | "Dunkin Donuts worker" | It was her very first job and she got the boot on her very first day for squirting icing on a customer. You didn't think it was some other kind of work, didja? Well, didja? - Lucky Star Explorer |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Bedtime Story" | Let's get unconscious honey! - Greg |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Seductra | For all her sexual exploits incl. kissing Britney | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Bella Donna | Italian: Beautiful Lady | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Midonna | How many mid-life crises can one woman have? | disco |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Into the Poop" | "Into the Groove" | Weamon |
"Brocky Star" | "Lucky Star" | Winter Pepper |
"Like A Vermin" | "Like A Virgin" | Lefty Lucy |
"Like A German" | "Like A Virgin" | Lefty Lucy |
"Papa Don't Screach" | "Papa Don't Preach" | Reina Haniger |
There are additional Madonna new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Like A Virgin," | Either you are virgin OR you are not. | Peter |
"Nobody Knows Me," | Many people know her! | Yvette Bristle |
"Lucky Star," | A star (in the sky) cannot have luck. | Connie Furr |
"I'm Breathless," | You can't sing if you're out of breath. | Yvette Bristle |
"Die Another Day," | People only have one day that they die. | Peter |
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Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Who Needs Sleep?," Barenaked Ladies | "Everybody," Madonna | |
"Ring, RIng," ABBA | "Hung Up," Madonna | |
"Mellow Yellow," Donovan | "True Blue," Madonna | |
"Too Hot," Kool and The Gang | "Frozen," Madonna | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"Papa Don't Preach" | "Fatherless Leech" | ееL dеaL |
"Borderline" | "Border Whine" | eeL deaL |
"Like a Virgin" | "Like a Dragon" | GPT-4 |
"Ray Of Light" | "Fly My Kite" | The Parody Author |
"Material Girl" | "Delusional Girl A.O.C." | Gregory Blake |
"Like A Virgin" | "Furry" | Blaze the Cat |
"Die Another Day" | "Try Another Way" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"Frozen" | "Undead" | Monstermaster13 |
"Open Your Heart" | "Hold In Your Farts" | Lionel Mertens |
"Like a Virgin (album)" | "Like Avengers (album)" | Scotty Dangerously |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Celebration | Party City | Jordan |
Frozen | Disney's "Frozen" promos | Andrew |
Like A Virgin | Virgin Enterprises | James Joyce |
Another Suitcase In Another Hall | Luggage | Broadway |
Frozen | 'Ice Age'/'Ice Age: The Meltdown' movie promos | Sid |
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Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Material Girl | Buddhist monastery | David R |
Till Death Do Us Part | Marriage Counselor | Quinn |
Like a Prayer | National Atheists Society | Tatiana |
Papa Don't Preach (I'm Keeping My Baby) | Abortion Clinic | Nobody |
Over and Over | Paraplegic rehab center | been_a_son |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
How Do I Live LeAnn Rimes | Live To Tell Madonna | How Do I Live To Tell? | Ariane |
It Ain't Hard To Tell Nas | Live To Tell Madonna | It Ain't Hard To Live To Tell | Pastel |
I Kissed A Girl Katy Perry | Bad Girl Madonna | I Kissed A Bad Girl | Jacynthia Maries |
Love Don't Die The Fray | Die Another Day Madonna | Love Don't Die Another Day | Dongquan |
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There are additional Madonna Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"True Blue"
Misheard Lyrics: Juno
or Juneau Original Lyrics: True love
| "Into the Groove"
Misheard Lyrics: Now I know your mind
Original Lyrics: Now I know you're mine
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"Justify My Love"
Misheard Lyrics: Who is the man...
Original Lyrics: Poor is the man
| "La Isla Bonita"
Misheard Lyrics: And when the summer played
The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sing in my eyes Your Spanish lullaby I barely loved you, San Pedro Original Lyrics: And when the samba played
The sun would set so high Ring through my ears and sting my eyes Your Spanish lullaby I fell in love with San Pedro |
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"Into the Groove"
Misheard Lyrics: Dance with Gru
Original Lyrics: Get into the groove
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Hugh I was watching the movie "Despicable Me 3" and this song came on in a dance fight scene. I immediately thought these were the lyrics and did for a while. |
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"Beautiful Stranger"
The Funny Lyrics: Dah-dah-dah-de dah-de-dah-de dah dah dah- dah-dum
Beautiful stranger (repeat) Why They're Funny: Every time I hear scat filler lines, like this, I can't help but think, was the singer really unsure how to fill up that part of the song? That especially applies to this particular song...but in a sense I actually enjoy it.
Submitted by: Orville Beddenrocker
| "Papa Don't Preach"
The Funny Lyrics: Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep
But I made up my mind I'm gonna keep my baby! Why They're Funny: I'm sure Pope John Paul ('Papa') was very satisfied with this: she promises not to have an abortion. This kind of obedience is, well, becoming rare among Roman catholics...
Submitted by: Jenni
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"Human Nature"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Express yourself
Don't repress yourself. Why They're Repetitive: Over and over again. We know you have a point of view Madge but is it really necessary to repeat it 30 or 40 xs?
Submitted by: Celeste
| "Hollywood"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Everybody comes to Hollywood
They wanna make it in the neighbourhood They like the smell of it in Hollywood How can it hurt you when it looks so good? Why They're Repetitive: How Madonna actually thought rhyming three words with each other practically throughout this song ('good', 'wood' and 'hood') was, er, good, I'll never know but it's definitely one of the dumbest songs lyrically she's ever done
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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"American Life"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I tried to be a boy
I tried to be a girl Why They're Nonsensical: Madonna has never tried a sex change operation. And she TRIED to be a girl??? That line is even worse, as she IS a female! I've never actually heard this song, but I've seen this nonsensical lyric several times on this website.
Submitted by: Moe
| "Don't Tell Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: Tell the rain not to dry.
Why They're Nonsensical: That would do no good, because 1) the rain cannot hear you (and hence could not obey), and 2) it will eventually dry up anyway.
Submitted by: Cassandra
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"Open Your Heart"
The Insincere Lyrics: Open your heart with the key
Why They're Insincere: One cannot open one's heart with a key.
Submitted by: Isac
| "I Love New York"
The Insincere Lyrics: Los Angeles is for people who sleep
Paris and London Baby you can keep Why They're Insincere: '...London, baby you can keep', eh? Considering this song is about how Madonna supposedly considers NY to be transcendentally better than the other cities, it makes you wonder why she even made all the effort in adulterating her voice to sound like someone trying to do a posh Queen's accent (and failing) and moved over to live in London in the first place. Strange, strange love she has there...
Submitted by: Devil Jones
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"Give It 2 Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: There's no beginning and no ending
Give me a chance to go and I'll take it Why They're Misrhymed: Ending and take it don't rhyme.
Submitted by: AriBoBari
| "Hung Up"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Ring, ring, ring, goes the telephone
The light are on, but there's no-one home Why They're Misrhymed: 'Phone' and 'home' do not rhyme.
Submitted by: The Importance Of Being Idle
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"I Love New York"
The Insulting Lyrics: I don't like cities, but I like New York Other places, make me feel like a DORK
If you don't like my attitude then you can F off Why They're Insulting: DORK, and F off, the intention is still there, don't you think?
Submitted by: Bere
| "Thief of Hearts"
The Insulting Lyrics: Stop bitch, now sit your ass down!
Why They're Insulting: She actually says "bitch"...I don't believe it!
Submitted by: Bere
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"American Life"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: I drive my Mini Cooper
And I'm feeling super-doper Yo they tell I'm a trooper Why They're Inappropriate: This is Madonna's lame and pathetic attempt at rapping. She goes on to whine about all the things she has - which is more than most people - and confirms that she's not really satisfied. Poor, poor, Miss Rich is unhappy with her untold luxury.... ah, bless! Sympathy is very much lacking from me!
Submitted by: Kanye East
| "Ray of Light"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Faster than the speeding light she's flying
... Quicker than a ray of light Why They're Inappropriate: Nothing can travel faster than the speed of light
Submitted by: been_a_son
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"Like a Virgin"
The Dirty Lyrics: Like a virgin, hey touched for the very first time
Why They're Dirty: A virgin is someone that's never um...did it before
Submitted by: QueenFanatic
| "Borderline"
The Dirty Lyrics: Keep on pushing my love Over the borderline
Why They're Dirty: This song is about female masturbation/orgasm (She said it herself)
Submitted by: IvCo93
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"Like it or not"
The Lyrics: Cleopatra had her way, Mata Hari too
Whether they were good or bad is Strictly up to you Who They Mention: Cleopatra and Mata Hari, I know they're not celebrities, but they're known people, so let the webmaster decide
Submitted by: Bere
| "Vogue"
The Lyrics: Greta Garbo, and Monroe Dietrich and DiMaggio Marlon Brando, Jimmy Dean On the cover of a magazine Grace Kelly; Harlow, Jean Picture of a beauty queen Gene Kelly, Fred Astaire Ginger Rogers, dance on air They had style, they had grace Rita Hayworth gave good face Lauren, Katherine, Lana too Bette Davis, we love you
Who They Mention: Who hasn't she mentioned here? You've got Jimmy Dean, Marlon Brando, Ginger Rogers...you name them!
Submitted by: MG
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"American Pie"
The Lyrics: Drove my Chevy to the levee
Product Brand Name: Chevrolet
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Vogue"
The Lyrics: Come on, Vogue
Product Brand Name: Vogue is the name of the fashion magazine that is the subject of this song and its lyrics.
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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"True Blue"
The Song Lyrics: I'm so excited 'cause you're my best friend
Song They Mention: "I'm So Excited" by the Pointer Sisters and "You're My Best Friend" by Queen
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Music"
The Song Lyrics: Music makes the people come together
Song They Mention: "Come Together" by the Beatles
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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"Don't Tell Me"
Opening Lines: Don't tell me to stop.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
| "Revenge"
Opening Lines: There is not such thing as revenge, you will not give as good as you got...
Comments: Non album track
Submitted by: Bere
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"Material World"
The Boasting Lyrics: we are living in a material world and i'm a material girl
Comments: she is bragging about being interested in only becoming rich
Submitted by: art
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"Love don't live here anymore"
The Lyrics: You abbandonned me Love DON'T live here anymore Just a vacancy Love DON'T live here anymore
Why: DON'T instead of DOESN'T
Submitted by: Bere
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"La isla bonita"
The Lyrics: Last night I dream of San Pedro Just like I never gone I knew the song
Why: San Pedro
Submitted by: Bere
| "Don't cry for me Argentina"
The Lyrics: Don't cry for me Argentina The truth is I never left you On through my wild days My mad existence I kept my promise Don't keep your distance
Why: Argentina
Submitted by: Bere
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"Vogue"
The Lyrics: Grace Kelly, Harlow Jean
Picture of a beauty queen. Why: The actress' name is Jean Harlow, not Harlow Jean. Her name is reversed to rhyme with 'beauty queen'. This is accompanied by calling James Dean "Jimmy Dean" to fit in with the rhythm, and attempting to rhyme "Grace Kelly" with "Gene Kelly".
Submitted by: rock music
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"Sorry"
The Lyrics: Gomenasai
Mujhe maaf kardo Przepraszam Sli'kha Why: "Gomenasai" - "I am sorry" from Japanese, "Mujhe maaf kardo" - "Please forgive me" from Hindi, "Przepraszam" - "I'm sorry" from Polish, "Slikha" - "Forgive me" from Hebrew.
Submitted by: Alex Caspian
| "Who's that girl"
The Lyrics: Quién es esa chica? Who's that girl? Señorita, más fina Who's that girl?
Why: Do I really need to explain why?
Submitted by: Bere
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"Vogue"
The Lyrics: If you're a boy or a girl
Why: If you're a goy or a birl
Submitted by: Isac
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"Frozen"
The Lyrics: You're frozen when your heart's not open.
Why: The animated movie Frozen.
Submitted by: Edward
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"Papa Don't Preach"
The Lyrics: Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep
Papa don't preach, I've been losing sleep But I made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby, hm I'm gonna keep my baby, hm Why: This ringtone would get you shot at a pro-choice rally.
Submitted by: Kerry
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