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Song Parodies -> "Gluten"
Original Song Title:
"Music"
Original Performer:
Madonna
Parody Song Title:
"Gluten"
Parody Written by:
Ross Marshall
The Lyrics
I got the idea for this song in 8th grade Home Ec. My teacher liked it, so I hope you all here do to!
Hey mister baker put the oven on
I wanna bake up some pastries
Do you like my cookie-wookie
Do you like my brownie-wownie
Do you like my biscuit-triscuit
Do you like acidic foods
Hey mister baker put the oven on
I wanna bake up some pastries
And when the oven's on it's gonna get real hot
The flames are really blazing
Chorus
Gluten makes the pastries stick together
Gluten makes the cakes, cookies, and the bagels
Don't think about parfaits
And don't think about Spock
I like to make cookies uh-huh
It's goin in the oven just like a hot soufflé
Bakes it nice out and in
Don't talk 'bout Jenny Craig
Chorus
Hey mister baker put the oven on
Do you like my cookie-wookie
Do you like my brownie-wownie
Do you like my biscuit-triscuit
Do you like acidic foods
Hey mister baker put the oven on
I wanna bake up some pastries
And when the oven's on it's gonna get real hot
The flames are really blazing
I wanna bake up some pastries
Do you like my cookie-wookie
Do you like my brownie-wownie
Do you like my biscuit-triscuit
Do you like acidic foods
Hey mister baker put the oven on
I wanna bake up some pastries
And when the oven's on it's gonna get real hot
The flames are really blazing
Chorus
Gluten makes the pastries stick together
Gluten makes the cakes, cookies, and the bagels
Don't think about parfaits
And don't think about Spock
I like to make cookies uh-huh
It's goin in the oven just like a hot soufflé
Bakes it nice out and in
Don't talk 'bout Jenny Craig
Chorus
Hey mister baker put the oven on
Do you like my cookie-wookie
Do you like my brownie-wownie
Do you like my biscuit-triscuit
Do you like acidic foods
Hey mister baker put the oven on
I wanna bake up some pastries
And when the oven's on it's gonna get real hot
The flames are really blazing
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