-> "Skoal"
Original Song Title:
"Vogue"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Skoal"
Parody Written by:
Cody Marshall
The Lyrics
Pinch it in.
Pinch it in.
Skoal, skoal, skoal
Skoal, skoal, skoal
Look around everywhere your tobacco habits
it's everywhere that you smoke [look around]
You try everything you can kill me
The one's life that you know [life that you know]
When all else smokes and you long to be
Something better than you are tonight
It's called a tobacco, and here's what it's for, so
Come on, skoal
Let your fingers pinch in that [pinch in that]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, skoal
Let you know it's a skoal bandit [skoal bandit]
You know you can do it
All you need is not Copenhagen
So use that's what i'm for [that's what i'm for]
Go in there, for your finest tobacco
Your dreams will get green too [get green too]
It makes no difference, if you're in color
If you're a cowboy in Texas
If the tobacco's spitting it will disgust
You're on TV, yes that's what you are, you know it
Come on, skoal
Let your fingers pinch in that [pinch in that]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on, skoal
Let you know it's skoal bandit [skoal bandit]
You know you can do it
Something's where you find it
Not just where you find with that
Sometimes you spit it out
That's where i feel so good now
Magical, life's that one
So go to the store, and get some
Come on, skoal
Let your fingers pinch in that [pinch in that]
Hey, hey, hey
Come on skoal
Let you know it's skoal bandit [skoal bandit]
You know you can do it
I can't see, what i did
Watched old shows, you'll be there
We all know, think about it
On the television set
Can't do it; Just like me
Seeing for me
Singing Bad Boys, Looking out
You know that, still on air
They had cheek, they had gum
The cowboys gave bad things
Being Fooled, I know you, too
I can't sleep, I know that
Cowboys with an attitude
Nothing that's in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Pinch it in, there's nothing to it
Skoal, skoal, skoal, skoal
Oooh, you've got to
Let your fingers pinch in that
Oooh, you've got to just
Let you know it's skoal bandit
Oooh, you've got to just
Skoal, skoal, skoal, skoal, skoal!
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