Song Parodies -> "The Talk Show"

Original Song Title:

"The Dope Show"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"The Talk Show"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Thanks to being trapped in the house a couple days because of this winter weather thing we had this week, I was subjected to some of America's most horrible televison programing. After tuning in to an episode of Springer or something with the topic as "hot stripping models in their 70's" I was disgusted to the point of writing a parody about it.

The things they say
Are sometimes hard to swallow
They love in vain
They're creepy and so shallow
The dikes and queers
And freaks that always follow
Hate To watch
But without them my life's hollow

I love watching daytime talk shows

Chorus:
There's lots of pretty, pretty ones
And sometimes they look nice
But all the pretty, pretty ones
Say looks deceive
They're really guys

Bridge:
They love to interview trouble lovers
Throwing chairs and bad words at each other

The shows are filmed
Somewhere in California
In Hollywood
And sex will help them sell too
The dikes and queers
And stripping teenage models
They talk about
Who they're sleeping with tomorrow

(Chorus)

(Bridge)

I love watching daytime talk shows

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