-> "Mint"
Original Song Title:
"Bent"
Parody Song Title:
"Mint"
The Lyrics
If had to live all day ,
on an island far away.
And if have to have one thing ,
it would not be a bling , bling.
If someone asked me my favorite ice cream ,
it would not be ''Chocolate Dream'' ,
and if they asked me my hobbies too ,
it'd be as crazy , as crazy glue.
I told them what I has stated ,
just love that taste , just love that taste!
Can't you tell I love mint?!
It's so good , that i'd never ,
love another flavor.
Steak & Shakes where I've been ,
having malts with it in ,
with me loving mint.
If you bought a case of ''York'',
I would eat with a fork.
Could you buy me'' Mint Golden Truffles'' ,
instead of buying a bag of ''Ruffles''.
I had some junk that was traded ,
so i'd be content ,
do you get the hint!?
Can't you tell I love mint?!
it's so hot , that it's burning ,
my stomach when churning.
I just love those mint sticks ,
and those continuous licks ,
with me loving mint!
I'm addicted you see ,
it makes my breath tough.
Why eat those reeses ,
give mint to me ,
give mint to me , until I have a complete clean grin.
Shouldn't be so hated ,
don't care where it's been ,
as long as it's mint!
Can't you tell I love mint?!
Buy me a large carton ,
so I won't be fartin' ,
it makes me feel thin ,
I have eaten since 10 ,
with me loving mint , me loving mint ,
it's made by men ,
Can't you tell I love mint ,
who invented it was clever ,
refuse it? I'd never!
Can't you get the hint?
I just love that green tint ,
with me loving mint.
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