Seems like you made a big stink
You had much too much to drink
Last night you passed out on the floor
You passed out on the floor

You retched a ton
Of alcohol mixed with your lunch
Or with your dinner I'm not sure
What passed from you to floor

Did not get a word you uttered
When at five
You loudly woke me up
You really slurred
Then you barfed

I gotta Febreze
At the party
Did you drink the whole Bacardi?
Oh, my alkie roomie
Tell me why are you always doing this to me?
It's a sickness, surely
Maybe you should get counseling
I gotta Febreze

Seems our room is a place
That all avoid like the black plague
They're turned back by the odor
I guess they can't be blamed

Every single breath I take is awful
This smell should, be unlawful
Because you hurled
This place reeks

I gotta Febreze
At the party
Did you drink the whole Bacardi?
Oh, my alkie roomie
Tell me why are you always doing this to me?
It's a sickness, surely
Maybe you should get counseling
I gotta Febreze
It's making me sick
I need to sleep in a much cleaner dormitory
It smells like putrid puke and
I would rather eat up mucus
Than, than stay
Here where the bad stench won't improve today since
We're clean out of Febreze

Yeah we're clean out of Febreze
Clean out of Febreze