-> "The Restless Canadian"
Original Song Title:
"The Restless Consumer"
Parody Song Title:
"The Restless Canadian"
The Lyrics
Thanks to Trudeau we're screwed
Canada is broken
We're all feeling full of dread
And we aren't jokin'
He's hated across the land
Many lies uncovered
He really makes our blood boil
Can we recover
(Don't need) Don't need no drama queen telling us what we need
(Don't need) Don't need no debt to make interest rates soar
(Don't need) Don't need no more support from Jagmeet
(Don't need) Thanks to your coalition with the N.D.P.
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
The restless Canadian sighs
At all the news each day
Knowing it can't be right
A big mistake
People from all provinces
Need someone to listen
They're struggling and living in Poverty
The old life they're missing
How can he leave them poor?
While he just goes flyin'
He then says he has no more
Without even tryin'
(Don't need) Don't need no carbon tax, paying more than we get back
(Don't need) We want to eat, we want the ability to afford home heat
(Don't need) Don't need no great big mess, don't need no massive stress
(Don't need) Don't need no censored net or any other kind of free speech threat
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
The restless Canadian lies
Asleep inside a tent
Knowing it can't be right
Waiting for the end
All of the voices from across the land
Need someone to listen
There's homelessness everywhere
(Need someone to listen)
They only see lots of doom and gloom
There's lots of destruction here (Need someone to listen)
Protests of thousands
All the voices from across the land
Cry out in Unison (Need someone to listen)
(Don't need) Don't need to pay a fraud for an app that was flawed
(Don't need) With a bill of millions to foot
(Don't need) Trudeau was really dumb to pay freeloading scum
(Don't need) He's only paid for useless goods, don't need it
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
The restless Canadian sighs
At all the news each day
Knowing it can't be right
A big mistake
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
(Don't need) Don't need no more lies
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