Now I don't usually do this... but I'll give you a musical demonstration

Now I think that I should explain
Its not pretty like what people paint
If blood and guts make you feel faint
Then the right job for you this ain't
That said I'm gonna show you this
It's a lesson that's bad to miss
The patient's appendix broke
I'll remove it so that things are fixed

So someone gimme the forceps
And gimme the scalpel
Puttin' the knife on the skin
Now it's time to begin
You must pay lots of attention

Please watch me make an incision
I must act with precision
There's a hole in that body
I cannot make bad decisions
You know you must be smart
To do surgical art
Listen from the stomach you can
Hear the sound of the patient's heart

Pound (15X)

It's not like Chicago Hope
There's less drama than the show
And there's nobody who knows
How each operation will go
You must study and then study
Since your studently missions
Are to pass all of your exams
And make perfect incisions

And you'll use the forceps
Along with the scalpel
If you all act with prudence
Then you might get through this
And one day say this to your students:

Please watch me make an incision
I must act with precision
There's a hole in that body
I cannot make bad decisions
You know you must be smart
To do surgical art
Listen from the stomach you can
Hear the sound of the patient's heart

Must be careful it's a job filled with danger
If you make a mistake your
Career might be terminated
Docs are givers of good health
Providers of life
This job is quite important so it must be done right
Doctors make enough dough for (dad to be proud of)
You which is why this school is so (overcrowded)
That's why you're up at 4 each night (stressed and shouting)
But it's worth all you go through (you should not doubt it)

And you'll use the forceps
Along with the scalpel
If you all act with prudence
Then you might get through this
And one day say this to your students:

Please watch me make an incision
I must act with precision
There's a hole in that body
I cannot make bad decisions
You know you must be smart
To do surgical art
Listen from the stomach you can
Hear the sound of the patient's heart

I be in the OR
Taking this thing out
It's an appendix
That's about to explode
Then I'll close the hole,
Wake the patient up
I'm a surgeon
I'm just doing my job