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Fun Music Information -> R. Kelly
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Possible Misspelled Names:
These are the alternate spellings of the performer's name we've had to correct in submissions to amIright.
R. Kelly feat. Big Tigger, R. Kelly and Jay Z, R. Kelly and Celine Dion, R. Kelly and 50 Cent, R. KelleyMusic Performer Pseudonyms:
Also known as: Robert Kelly. Submitted by: soul
Weird Names of Music Performer's Children:
- Jaya - Submitted by: Felicia Dunham
- Aaliyah-Daena Yakka - I guess he must have had a lot of love 4 Aaliyah. But come on, man! Your Aaliyah isn't even related to THE legend Aaliyah. Submitted by: Ajaraea
New Song Names:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "I Was Born As A Thai" | "I Believe I Can Fly" | nevergonnaknow |
| "I Believe I'm High" | "I Believe I Can Fly" | Mark |
| "Hex Me" | "Sex Me" | BabyCB |
| "Fried Chicken (Remix)" | "Ignition (Remix)" | Shawntel |
| "Mutation" | "Ignition " | Call me AK |
There are additional new song names available. | ||
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "I Believe I Can Fly," | Only if it's on a plane | Isac |
| "I Believe I Can Fly," | I'd like to see R. Kelly try it. | Jim |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
| "S.O.S.," ABBA | "You Saved Me," R. Kelly | |
| "Next Plane To London," The Rose Garden | "I Believe I Can Fly," R. Kelly | |
| "Are You Ready to Fly?," Shaquille O'Neal | "I Believe I Can Fly," R Kelly | |
| "Two Lovers," Mary Wells | "One Man," R. Kelly | |
| There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. | ||
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Tim" originally "If I Could Turn Back The Hands Of Time"
That sounds painful...unless he's a contortionist.
Jonathan S.
Add a Letter to a Song Title:
"I Believe I Can Flay" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Wilbur
Change a Letter:
"Every Positron" originally "Every Position"
Positron = + charged antiparticle to electron
Edyth Bowen
"Whee I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"
Jessica Childress
"When I Think About Lou" originally "When I Think About You"
Jessica Childress
"Then I Think About You" originally "When I Think About You"
Candy Welty
"I Believe I Can Fry" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Only after you lose the weight.
Cape Canaveral Lavigne
Recordings:
Oct 5
a parody of "I Believe I Can Fly" by R Kelly
I figured that since R Kelly was officially convicted (well deservingly, I might add), it would be a perfect opportunity to do a parody of one of his songs. I decided on "I Believe I Can Fly" because it fits well with "I'm The Creepiest Guy".
Archive.org: (MP3)
Apr 9
a parody of "Feelin' On Yo Booty" by R. Kelly
the title says it all, basically about getting drunk and wasting all your money
soundclick: (mp3)
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "All My Fault" | "All My Fault (For Real)" | Arch Vile |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I'm The Creepiest Guy" | Professor Incubus |
| "Trapped in the Closet (Chapter 1)" | "Crap in My Closet" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe You Should Wipe" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believe I Will Die" | Arch Vile |
| "Not Feelin' The Love" | "Stephen Hillenburg R.I.P" | Z-Police Productions, Inc. |
| "The World's Greatest" | "I'm Nerd Famous" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
| "Rock Star" | "Wok Star" | Blaydeman |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "I Believed I Could Fly" | Abbott Skelding |
| "I Believe I Can Fly" | "Please Don't Freak, I'm The Fly" | Matthias |
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Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
| Burn It Up | Icy Hot | C |
| The Closet (Parts 1-5) | Jerry Springer | Nate |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Anti Drug Ad For LSD | twiddle |
| Ignition | Auto Rapair | julia gulia |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Red Bull Energy Drink | Amanda |
| There are additional commercials that haven't been done yet available. | ||
Bad Choices for On Hold Music:
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
| I Believe I Can Fly | Red Bull | Salma |
| Bump & Grind | Rape Crisis Center | Tosha |
| Step In The Name Of Love | Parapelgic Support Group | Myron |
| I Don't See Nothing Wrong (With A Little Bump And Grind) | Sex Addicts Line | SisterGirl |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Let Me Be The River Willie Nile | Snake R. Kelly | Let Me Be The Snake River | Ashley Michelle McGowan |
| Learn To Fly Foo Fighters | I Believe I Can Fly R Kelly | I Believe I Can Learn To Fly Looks like R Kelly is training for Superman | naths taylor |
| I'm A Woman Peggy Lee | The World's Greatest R. Kelly | I'm The World's Greatest Woman ...and thank you for noticing! ;) | Ramona B. |
| Just Want You to Know Backstreet Boys | Trapped In the Closet R. Kelly | Just Want You to Know I'm Trapped In the Closet | Max Maxter |
| There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. | |||
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Reckless R. Kelly
Reckless Kelly combined with R. Kelly
Just so you know, R. Kelly's initial does NOT stand for Reckless.
Submitted By: Larry
R.E.M. Kelly
R.E.M. combined with R. Kelly
The R. by itself looks lonely. Let's add some letters to it.
Submitted By: Daniel
Relient Kelly
Relient K. combined with R. Kelly
Would give both initials something to stand for!
Submitted By: Bob
R. Kelly Clarkson
R. Kelly combined with Kelly Clarkson
Submitted By: Stu L. Pigeon
Misheard Lyrics:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics: I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch this guy Original Lyrics: I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky | "I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics: I believe I can testify
or I believe I can pacify Original Lyrics: I believe I can touch the sky
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"I Wish"
Misheard Lyrics: I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch
Original Lyrics: I wish, I wish, I wish
| "If I Could Turn Back the Hands of Time"
Misheard Lyrics: Then by golly
Original Lyrics: Then my darling
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"I Believe I Can Fly"
Misheard Lyrics: I think about you for another day
Original Lyrics: I think about it every night and day
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke I was kind of mixed about what was right and wrong. |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Parody Fragments:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
Kellyanne Conway sings:
I believe I can lie
I believe I can smile and lie
I can spew lies every night and day
Media that I hope to sway
I believe I can roar
Say it louder than ever before
I believe I can lie
I do often deny
Alt.facts from me to you...
I believe I can lie
I believe I can smile and lie
I can spew lies every night and day
Media that I hope to sway
I believe I can roar
Say it louder than ever before
I believe I can lie
I do often deny
Alt.facts from me to you...
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly hoo
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly hoo
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
But if my kids want to be happy
They should know that ain't okay with me
I believe I can touch the sky
But if my kids want to be happy
They should know that ain't okay with me
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
Submitted by: Sheogorath
"I Believe I Can Fly"
Better Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a chicken wing
From McDonald's or Burger King
I believe I can fly
I stole a plane from the FBI
All I wanted was a Popsicle
But I ended up in the hospital
Original Lyrics:
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
I believe I can fly
Submitted by: Amanda
Funniest Song Lyrics:
"Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 4)"
The Funny Lyrics: Then she cries out
'Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax' Why They're Funny: Hearing the whole five chapters consecutively (along with the video) almost made me literally explode with incessant laughter but it was this section that is the icing on the cake. Sorry, but if two people are having sex with one another and one is about to climax, I doubt with every percent of seriousness that the climaxer would be so aristocratic and contemplative with his/her raptured utterance as to say something like: 'by Jove, my darling, it appears that I am becoming so aroused I'm en route to experiencing a climax'. And for such a scenario to be conjured by someone like R. Kelly, the notion is even more the ludicrous.
Submitted by: Devil Jones
| "I Believe I Can Fly"
The Funny Lyrics: I believe I can fly
Why They're Funny: You live in a time when commercial air travel is affordable for many people, and you only *believe* you can fly?
Submitted by: Sheogorath
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Repetitive Song Lyrics:
"Trapped In The Closet"
The Repetitive Lyrics: I'm trapped in the closet
he's coming up to the closet he's opening the closet Why They're Repetitive: wow! How much more original can you get?
Submitted by: Rachel Anderson
| "Ignition (Remix)"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce
Bounce, bounce, bounce Bounce bounce bounce Why They're Repetitive: Didn't spend a lot of time thinking about the lyrics there, did you, R.? Then again, it's probably hard to think of more creative lyrics when you're in the back of a squad car.
Submitted by: Bevy
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Nonsensical Song Lyrics:
"I Believe I Can Fly"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky I think about it every night and day Spread my wings and fly away Why They're Nonsensical: Well, if you actually DO believe that, I think you are pretty stupid! It's impossible for a human being to fly!
Submitted by: Barry Chuckle
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Misrhymed Song Lyrics:
"Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Sippin' on Coke and rum I'm like
'So what, I'm drunk' Why They're Misrhymed: Nice try...
Submitted by: Michael S.
| "Ignition"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: its the remix 2 ignition
hot and fresh out the kitchen Why They're Misrhymed: ignition and kitchen dont rhyme!
Submitted by: Lou xXxXx
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Song Lyrics That Mention Brand Name Products:
"Trapped in the Closet"
The Lyrics: I pull out my Beretta
Product Brand Name: Beretta is an Italian arms and gun manufacturer.
Submitted by: Cody Finke
| "Ignition"
The Lyrics: 'Cause we off up in this Jeep
Product Brand Name: Jeep
Submitted by: Cody Finke
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Song Title Space Change:
"Trap Ped In The Closet" originally "Trapped In The Closet"
So, that's where they're sending pedestrians, now
Submitted by: George Straitjacket
Song Title Anagrams:
"Envy Ice If Liable" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Submitted by: Susan
"Civilian Feel Bye" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
That is, they feel like they're leaving
Submitted by: Susan
"Hey, No Love!" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"No Holy Eve" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
"Oh, One Levy" originally "Honey Love"
Submitted by: Alyssa Jayne
There are additional Song Title Anagrams available.
Songs That Are Banned:
"Everything"
Following the release of the Lifetime documentary Surviving R. Kelly in January 2019, detailing a history of alleged sexual abuse against R. Kelly (which he himself has denied), artists such as Lady Gaga and Céline Dion who worked with him in the past removed their collaborations from streaming services, his label RCA Records dropped him after facing pressure from the public using the #MuteRKelly hashtag, and many urban contemporary radio stations in various markets decided to no longer play his music as a result.
Submitted by: POWERStarz2004
Super Long Pop Songs:
"Trapped in the closet." Length: 83:57
Submitted by: meeeh :)
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Fie! Believe I Can Lie" originally "I Believe I Can Fly"
Submitted by: Tiffany Llewellyn-Affit
"Crapped in the troset" originally "Trapped in the Closet"
Submitted by: bobthemagicaligator
Crime Records:
"Pedophilia"
In 2003, R. Kelly got busted for making videos that included teenagers. And once the news came out, Dave Chappelle made fun of him by making the song 'Pee on You'.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
What A Band is Best Known For (aside from their music):
"Throat Surgery"
A spokesman for R. Kelly says the R&B singer is suffering complications from throat surgery and will miss promotional appearances for the his new album and memoir. Kelly had surgery last year to treat an abscess on his vocal cords. Kelly's new album "Write Me Back" was released recently with his memoir due to be released soon.
Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
TV and Movies Mentioned in Lyrics:
"Ignition (Remix)"
The Lyrics: Now It's like murder she wrote, once I get you out of them clothes.
Why: Murder She Wrote, starring Angela Lansbury.
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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