-> "Detention"
Original Song Title:
"Ignition(remix)"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Detention"
Parody Written by:
Coolgrl
The Lyrics
Usually I don't do this but um,
Now I'm not tryin to be rude
But hey Miss I'm not feelin you
The way you make me look like I a fool
I really hate this school
Thats why I'm in this class
My dad's gonna grill my ass
I gotta get to the basketball coach
Maybe he can get me can get me out of here
But for now if I can toot toot
I'll whip that teachers beep beep
Man its getting awfully cold
And I don't got a coat
But they say on the intercom
You are now in detention
If your still here you've got detention
Man there's no body to come and talk to
about this teacher bitchin
I wish I could run
This place is no fun
Its gonna be a boring weekend
cause I'm not gonna have any fun
Now I have to
sit, sit, sit ,sit, sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Now on that paper she wrote
About my bad behavior though
Man there's a lock on this door
If someone could just open it though
If I could do some wheelin and dealin
Maybe I could sneak out the ceilin
If someone could take a key
and get me out of detention
But for now if I can toot toot
I'll whip that teachers beep beep
Man its getting awfully cold
And I don't got a coat
But they say on the intercom
You are now in detention
If your still here you've got detention
Man there's no body to come and talk to
about this teacher bitchin
I wish I could run
This place is no fun
Its gonna be a boring weekend
cause I'm not gonna have any fun
Now I have to
sit, sit, sit ,sit, sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
Kool aid poppin in somebodys cup
We got kids everywhere
But they look like grown ups
We got the bad kids on the left
The good kids on the right
If we bring them both together there's gonna be a fight
After detention its
A parent teacher conference
And after the conference
Its the principal's office
And around about 4
We gotta clear the hallways
And then you go home
So your parents can ground you hardly
But for now if I can toot toot
I'll whip that teachers beep beep
Man its getting awfully cold
And I don't got a coat
But they say on the intercom
You are now in detention
If your still here you've got detention
Man there's no body to come and talk to
about this teacher bitchin
I wish I could run
This place is no fun
Its gonna be a boring weekend
cause I'm not gonna have any fun
Now I have to
sit, sit, sit ,sit, sit, sit, sit,
sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit.
I'm sittin in my daddy's jeep
Rollin the windows up
Blastin the radio
In the back of his truck
We're turning round and round
It seems like we're going no where now
I'm listenin to somebody's remix
Now I'm just punking it out
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