The Lyrics
The ghosts were now staring at us, as if we were staring in the mirror,
Elf said, Warrior, let me explain, I said, "We don't have to go no further, i can clearly see what's going on, behind my back, far away, between the walls"
Valkyrie said, wait a minute hold on
I said, Valkyrie, we can work this out
She said, Wizard, don't lose control
I tried to get him to calm down
Elf said, "Oh, I have should've known that we should have more keys to find a way out, But the Wizard in you gave you the benefit of this doubt"
Elf said, we need to resolve this, and he stared at me and I'm like, whoa, there's a reason in this gauntlet,
I said, yeah, are you taking foes?
(Elf) "I met Valkyrie at the drawbridge and she told me she wanted a weapon"
Wizard said, Valkyrie would've got killed if she had that battleaxe in her hand, Valkyrie said, but the sword chose me
Elf said, don't tell me some Valkyrie please!
We then move on and then things get a little more interesting
Grunts came a little closer and I said, guys, we're 'bout to go after
Elf said, "something I bet you didn't know about them...Grunts can shoot fire faster"
I said, Well, good that's better, right? Let just use our magic Wizard-like
And I started to put the potion down, and all the grunts ran out of town
Elf started yelling saying what are you doing?
Wizard said, Grunts ran away before they disappeared
We started to get out, I saw something you would never see it
I said, when are we gonna get out if these force fields below stop teasing?
Elf's like "what's the floor doing inside it's head?"
Then he goes for his phone and calls somebody up and says:
Elf: Hello? (hello)
baby (yeah)
Turn your radio down (what is going on over there?)
Listen, i'll just have to call you back right now...(dial tone)
He looks at them and says, "well, since we're all coming out the gauntlet"
I'm not about to be the only one that's brokenhearted"
Valkyrie said, What do you mean?
Wizard said, just wait and see
I said, somebody better talk to me
and then Elf's phone rang
He picks it up and somebody says, "sweettart, i'm stuck here"
and's he like, I'll buzz you up, i'm on the 6th level, honey, i'll meet you there
And i'm like, who is this mystery lady that you're talking to
Elf says, in time all 3 of you will know the shocking truth
Baby, this is something I wanted to conquer it for a long, long time
Then I said, "Wizard, i'm gonna shoot these ghosts if you don't say what's on your mind"
Elf says, wait, I think I hear somebody chasing behind it
And i'm looking for the door, Elf says, "I think we better get outta here"
Wizard says, "I think I agree with what Elf said"
I said, let's exit out in 4
One, Valkyrie had to wait
Two, Elf said, let's go too
Three, Wizard said, I'm coming
Four...
We all screamed, ghosts were getting closer
The axe's in my hand, we all jumped out the door
I'll be gosh darned if it's the end...