-> "Conviction"
Original Song Title:
"Ignition"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Conviction"
Parody Written by:
Unknown2u
The Lyrics
You remind me of somethin
I just can't think of what it is
Girl please, won't you come and play with R. Kelly
So just to shut you up I'll give you some money
I've got cameras so I can record our 'little movie'
You sweet tasty chocolate chip cookie
Just remember this one of our little secrets babe
No one knows about my pedophilic ways
Now lets hurry up and get this thing videotaped babe
Before the cops come and arrest soon me babe
They don't know I like em' young
Fresh out the 8'th grade
Those naïve little girls
A couple of them told on me
Messin up my reputation
Could've kept their mouth shut
And cuz of them I was locked up
Things gonna get tough
What mommy and daddy don't know won't hurt em' babe
And if your friends found out tell them to come my way
So I can teach them a thing or two about makin' love babe
For sure this beats the hell out of school babe
I realize uh oh... I'm gonna get in trouble baby
I was thinking in another 'place' than in my mind babe
Now let's hurry up and get this thing videotaped babe
Before the cops come and arrest me soon babe
They don't know I like em young
Fresh out of the 8'th grade
Those naïve little girls
A couple of them told on me
Messin up my reputation
Could've kept their mouth shut
And cuz of them I was locked up
Things gonna get tough
Now with all the money I could get with any woman babe
People wonder why I mess with teens like you babe
Cuz you do anything you was told to do babe
It's excites me when you only in high school babe
Why lust after boys when you can get a man babe
A molester with a whole lot of cash babe
Now let's hurry up and get this thing videotaped babe
Before the cops come and arrest me soon babe
They don't know I like em young
Fresh out of the 8'th grade
Those naïve little girls
A couple of them told on me
Messin up my reputation
Could've kept their mouth shut
And cuz of them I was locked up
Things gonna get tough
I got caught (in trouble now) going to jail
(Get bail out) Now I'm safe (arrested again) Court date
I am innocent (but they have evidence) it's all over the news
(I'm not a monster) I wonder, if my fans still love me?
I got caught (in trouble now) going to jail
(Get bail out) Now I'm safe (arrested again) Court date soon
I am innocent (even though they have evidence) it's all over the news
(I'm not a monster) I wonder, do you kids still love Daddy?
They don't know I like em' young (like em' young)
Fresh out of the 8'th grade (out of the 8'th grade)
Those naïve little girls (little girls)
A couple of them told on me (she betray me)
Messin up my reputation (my reputation)
Could've kept their mouth shut (shut it up)
And cuz of them I was locked up (locked up)
Things gonna get tough (get tough)
(Let me see you) jump up, jump down, jump up, jump down,
jump up, jump down, jump up, jump down,
Now let me see you,
jump up, jump down, jump up, jump down,
jump up, jump down, jump up, jump down,
Now let me see you,
Now the media knows what I do so uh,
Oh what the hell, let me bring em' off with little preview of the remix,
Now everyone knows the truth
But hey, cute girl, I'm feelin' you
The way you do the things you do
Remind me when I was a shorty too
I don't care if I break the law
Ok I'll admit I need some help
I believe a girl must be under seventeen
To try and get with me...
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