-> "Claude Osteen"
Original Song Title:
"Steve McQueen"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Claude Osteen"
The Lyrics
[instrumental intro]
Well, he pitched here in the sixties
yeah, Claude Osteen was real good
didn't throw it like a rocket
threw a slider like you should
he was a good guy
he always tried
He didn't blaze the ball like Sandy
but he still got the job done
He didn't knock guys down on their ass
like "Big D", but still he won
Was a handy guy
now I'll tell you why
'Cause Claude Osteen's
ERA was under "three"
and he usually pitched to the ninth
(that's true)
Yeah, Claude Osteen
Really was a ball fan's dream
A clever lefty; threw real fine
(good dude)
[brief instrumental break]
He could pitch and win the "big ones"
Took the hill every fourth day
He was smooth and he was steady
Not shook by the Pennant Race
Yeah, he threw real fine
most every time
With Claude Osteen
Dodger's were a winning team
When he pitched here it was his prime
(True Blue)
His style was clean
Painted the "black" at the knees
Those batter's hit lots of pop flies
(were fooled)
(That Claude Osteen)
(Was good)
(He helped the team)
Well, all our starter's pitched their hearts out
Osteen, Sandy and both "D's"
Put up "zero's" for nine innings
Got those batters out with ease
They took the ball when they were called on
Always planned on going "nine"
They threw to Johnny Roseboro
Was their catcher the whole time…
That Claude Osteen
Didn't throw it like Sandy
He mixed pitches; threw mostly strikes
(so true)
Unlike "Big D"
Didn't sneer or gnash his teeth
Most batter's had "Oh-for-four" nights
(were fooled)
When Claude Osteen
Took the hill for my "fav" team
I knew that they would do alright
(I knew)
That guy; Osteen
Wonderful stuff; not much steam
Was clever; pitched well every time
(So True)
(Did do)
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