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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| It's Worth A Beer | For What It's Worth | The Buffalo Springfield | |
| Buy My Tire | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
| Honey Can We Stop For Donuts | Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds | The Beatles | |
| Gray Tuesday | Ruby Tuesday | The Rolling Stones | |
| Sell Out All Your Hits | Love The One You're With | Stephen Stills | |
| Where to Now, Chef Wolfgang | Where To Now, St. Peter? | Elton John | |
| Who'll Get the Blame? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| 49 Geezers | 49 Bye-Byes | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Awful Shit | Wooden Ships | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Just A Bong Before I Go | Just A Song Before I Go | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Where To Now, Tow Driver? (He took my Jew Canoe) | Where To Now, St. Peter? (Blue Canoe) | Elton John | |
| Litter Green | Bitter Green | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Bong Time Coming (Cheech's Song) | Long Time Gone | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| The Bummer | The Joker | Steve Miller | |
| Every Wheeze You Make (Rick D's Got The Flu) | Every Breath You Take | The Police | |
| Don't Peek | Don't Speak | No Doubt | |
| The Morons and Lilian | The Mountains And Maryann | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| The '1'-derer | The Wanderer | Dion and the Belmonts | |
| We're Sad Kitty Ate Some Feline Pine | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | |
| Rick D, Where's The Thermometer? | Rikki Don't Lose That Number | Steely Dan | |
| I'd Like A Bagel | Fly Like An Eagle | Steve Miller | |
| Hell, This Cat Food Is Too Bland | Cowgirl In The Sand | Neil Young | |
| 4 + 20 + this one = 25 parodies | 4 +20 | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Blather | Lather | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Countin' Spots On The Floor | Lookin' Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Country Roads, Don't Drive Stoned | Take Me Home, Country Roads | John Denver | |
| I Am Governor Schwarzenegger | Mr. Zebra | Tori Amos | |
| The Final Love of Dodi Fayed | The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis (Theme song to 'Dobie Gillis' Sitcom) | Theme Song | |
| Waited Too Long , I Can't Go | Just A Song Before I Go | Crosby, Stills & Nash (Graham Nash) | |
| I Stunk (at Espresso Gardens) | Woodstock | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Could You Please Feel My Pain?/Put An End To His Reign | Did She Mention My Name? | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Bleat: Workless Blue Guys | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| I May Hurl | My World | Avril Lavigne | |
| They're Lost In Space | This Is The Place | Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| In My Mind I'm One Of The Three Stooges | Carolina In My Mind | James Taylor | |
| A Boob At The Half | A Day In The Life | The Beatles | |
| Those Were The (1957) Braves | Those Were The Days | Cream | |
| Chastened, We Make Our Way to Excretoria | Margaritaville | Jimmy Buffett | |
| I'm A Reserve | I'm Just A Girl | No Doubt | |
| Throw Away This False Conviction | Throw Away Your Television | Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| By The Way, Gay's OK | By The Way | Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| Hope My Bedroom Carpet Dries | Magic Carpet Ride | Steppenwolf | |
| Are You Insultin' My Swing? (The Paranoid Golf Pro) | Sultans Of Swing | The Dire Straits | |
| Bleat: Workless Blue Guys (Revised Version) | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Marry Don, My Eldest Son | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | |
| You Ate My Thumb | Under My Thumb | Rolling Stones | |
| Dave, Ya' Fool | Deja Vu | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| The Software Support Saga of Bangalore Man | The Continuing Story Of Bungalow Bill | The Beatles | |
| Andy, Was A Fine Cop (Mayberry, R.I.P.) | Brandy (You're A Fine Girl) | Looking Glass | |
| Scares Don's Mom | Carry On | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Our Group | Our House | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| I Spent Too Much Time On The Bottle | Time In A Bottle | Jim Croce | |
| Corporate Raider (Don't Like The Way This Feels) | Operator (That's Not The Way It Feels) | Jim Croce | |
| Brother's Ant Farm | Brothers In Arms | Dire Straits | |
| Dear Fannie Mae | Dear Eloise | The Hollies | |
| This Fried Chicken Wasn't Fresh | Marrakesh Express | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Waiter, My Fries | Doctor My Eyes | Jackson Brown | |
| Every Tooth Has A Widening Hole | Every Day Is A Winding Road | Sheryl Crow | |
| Carelessly Chopping (Would you like 'Thumb' soup?) | Helplessly Hoping | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Got No Thumb On My Wipe Hand | Lady Of The Island | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Sweet: Got Me New Thumbs | Suite: Judy Blue Eyes | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Why'd You Thumb My Eye, You Crazy Bitch? | You Don't Have To Cry | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Only 9 Fingers (Missing A Thumb) | 49 Bye-Byes | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Thumb-in-ear | Guinnevere | Crosby, Stills & Nas | |
| Thumb-Thing In The Way; Removed Me (Wooden Thumbs) | Wooden Ships | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Pre-Road Thumbs | Pre-Road Downs | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Thumbed Out! (A Baseball Manager's Lament) | Marrakesh Express | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Long Time Thumbin | Long Time Gone | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Down By My Liver (I've Got An Ulcer) | Down By The River | Neil Young | |
| Cinnamon-Swirl Colonic | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Wastrel From The Mall | Minstrel of the Dawn | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Snoring at The Rings | Blowing In The Wind | Bob Dylan | |
| Oh, Bar-B-Que | Suzie Q | Credence Clearwater Revival | |
| You're A Squirrel, '1' Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Bush Is Weak | Astral Weeks | Van Morrison | |
| Back on My Feet Again | Back on The Street Again | The Sunshine Company | |
| Wally, Son (It's About The Beaver) | Alison | Elvis Costello | |
| Boy, That Cheney Sure Can Lie | Winds of Change | Jefferson Starship | |
| We're Stuck In Iraq; That Reeks | Welcome To The Working Week | Elvis Costello | |
| Mr. Tidy-Bowl Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | |
| All Around The Toilet Bowl | All Along the Watchtower | Bob Dylan | |
| My House Smells Like A Latrine | A House Is Not A Motel | Love (written by Arthur Lee) | |
| Is It Long Enough To Please You, M'am? | Strong Enough | Sheryl Crow | |
| My Raging Toothache | My Favorite Mistake | Sheryl Crow | |
| On The Cross, Oh | Crossroads | Cream | |
| Captain Kirk's Strange Crew | Strange Brew | Cream | |
| I Want A Raise | Those Were The Days | Cream | |
| Upstairs Drummer Plays Too Much | Sunshine Of Your Love | Cream | |
| 405 Freeway Is Stupid, No Lie | 8:05 | Moby Grape | |
| Every Day (I'm A Gettin' Older) | Every Day | Buddy Holly & The Crickets | |
| Fairway In 7 | Stairway To Heaven | Led Zeppelin | |
| This Stuff Makes You Flabby | If It Makes You Happy | Sheryl Crow | |
| Isn't That Our Pappy? | If It Makes You Happy | Sheryl Crow | |
| I've Screwed Up My World | Brown-Eyed Girl | Van Morrison | |
| Bush, The Jerk | Dirty Work | Steely Dan | |
| Old Man Can't Reach The Water | Madman Across The Water (Original Version) | Elton John | |
| Gas Station Bathroom | White Room | Cream | |
| Stomach Is Queasy | Nothing Is Easy | Jethro Tull | |
| Living With My Aunts | Living In The Past | Jethro Tull | |
| Jimmy Beam, That's My Whiskey | Billy Jean | Michael Jackson | |
| 4-2-3 (Is Getting To Me) | 1-2-3 | Len Barry | |
| Stein After Stein | Time After Time | Cyndi Lauper | |
| That Hairy Old Woman | American Woman | The Guess Who | |
| George Bush Has Got To Go | Ohio (Four Dead In Ohio) | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (written by Neil Young) | |
| Diner Stove | China Grove | The Doobie Brothers | |
| Wails of Your Children On A Visit To Your Sister's | Tales of Brave Ulysses | Cream | |
| Man, We Were Up All Night! | Jesus Is Just Alright | The Doobie Brothers | |
| Mama Tried | Let It Ride | Bachman-Turner Overdrive | |
| I'm A Dream-Weaver Believer | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | |
| I Feel The Hearse Move (Now I'm Hanging With The E | I Feel The Earth Move | Carole King | |
| Wife's In A Terse Mood | I Feel The Earth Move | Carole King | |
| Super-Size | Crucify | Tori Amos | |
| Del Mar | Dark Star | CSN (written by Stephen Stills) | |
| It's A Fact, Jack, You've Got A Friend | Do It Again | Steely Dan | |
| I Drank Twenty Beers | Run From Tears | Crosby Stills and Nash | |
| Who Stole My Freaking Glove | (Who Wrote)The Book Of Love | The Monotones | |
| Fried In Lard | Tried So Hard | Flying Burrito Brothers | |
| Bush & Neo-Con Arrogance | Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | |
| I'm Stalkin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| Return Communication(For KYLIEZ) | Californication | Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| Old McDonald's Farm Is In Bankruptcy | Farm On The Freeway | Jethro Tull | |
| Why Jail Is Hell(Clean) | Can't Stop | Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| Some Food You Can Gum | Somebody to Love | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Gross Space Odor, Jeez! | A Space Oddity/Major Tom | David Bowie | |
| Tell The Groupie We're A Band | Cowgirl In The Sand | Neil Young | |
| Captain Kirk, The Space Wanderer | The Wanderer | Dion & The Belmonts | |
| All My Coven | All My Loving | The Beatles | |
| Oh My Spine | I Me Mine | The Beatles | |
| I'll Fry at 10 | I'll Cry Instead | The Beatles | |
| Precious Things; Golden Years | Golden Years | David Bowie | |
| Quicksand on my Shoulders | Sunshine On My Shoulders | John Denver | |
| I've No Leg, Man; I've A Peg, Man | I Am The Walrus | the Beatles | |
| Jack's Night In The Slammer | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | The Beatles | |
| Don't Let Wal-Mart In Your Town | Stop Dragging My Heart Around | Stevie Nicks & Tom Petty | |
| As a Birthday Fete for Mari D | Being For The Benefit Of Mr. Kite | The Beatles | |
| Dear Judas | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | |
| Aging Madonna | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
| Amy Acuff's Tall | Any Time At All | the Beatles | |
| I'm Obsessed With Booger Counting | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
| I Fell On Top of a Turd | Top of the World | The Carpenters | |
| Avril | I Will | the Beatles | |
| No Dime, FDR | No Time | The Guess Who | |
| Held It Too Long | I Need To Know | Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | |
| My Dog, Old Yeller | Fortune Teller | The Rolling Stones | |
| Rosh Hashanah(Hide the Pork, Mom Invited Rabbi Mike) | L.A. Freeway | Jerry Jeff Walker | |
| Spray Mace On You | A Case Of You | Joni Mitchell | |
| Bam The B | Charlie Dunn | Jerry Jeff Walker | |
| Trail Of Their Tears, Man | Back On The Chain Gang | The Pretenders | |
| Grappling With Rapelling: Dope On A Rope | All I Want | Joni Mitchell | |
| Runny(Are My Eggs) | Money | Pink Floyd | |
| Poodle's Vile: Ear Defiled | Voodoo Chile (Slight Return) | Stevie Ray Vaughan | |
| Did You Ever Have A Date With A Mime?' | Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind? | The Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Tired Of Eating This Goo | Tired Of Waiting For You | The Kinks | |
| Enterprise: It Sucks | Court and Spark | Joni Mitchell | |
| Lamb Pie | Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Spaff, Spaff | Laugh, Laugh | The Beau Brummels | |
| Fine Aroma (Love That Italian Food) | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| A Fool On Mount St. Helen | Sugar Mountain | Neil Young | |
| Elect Kerry | Carey | Joni Mitchell | |
| The Napper | The Rapper | The Jaggerz | |
| Loan Me A Twenty | Only The Lonely | Roy Orbison | |
| Flu | Blue | Joni Mitchell | |
| Clean My Litter Green | Little Green | Joni Mitchell | |
| Duby-yah Was Schemin' | California Dreamin' | The Mamas and The Papas | |
| Hungry Kitty(Don't Devour Me) | Oh, Pretty Woman | Roy Orbison | |
| Finally Sang At Espresso Gardens | Woodstock | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Tristin Tonight, OK! | Twistin' The Night Away | Sam Cooke | |
| It's About That 'War' President | Henry The 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Out By The Dumpster | Down By The River | Neil Young | |
| Don't Want To Be That Batman | Fat Man | Jethro Tull | |
| Damn, It's A Shame (4 More Years, YUCK!) | Skating Away | Jethro Tull | |
| Shredding Shoe Soles | Heart Full Of Soul | The Yardbirds | |
| I Work In East L.A. | Born In The U.S.A. | Bruce Springsteen | |
| Precious Mings | Precious Things | Tori Amos | |
| Voyage Of The Damned | Henry The 8th, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| I'm Going Cuckoo | I'm Looking Through You | The Beatles | |
| Then The Bill It Came | Still The Same | Bob Seger | |
| Theme From The Creationists | Theme from the Monkees | The Monkees | |
| Oh, How Happy (This Poo Made Me) | Oh, How Happy | The Jackson 5 | |
| I Love Crullers | Love Colours | The Pretenders | |
| Oh, Man (Look At My Wife) | Old Man | Neil Young | |
| I Was Short Of Making Bail | A Sorta Fairytale | Tori Amos | |
| Limping On A Bad Bunion | Glass Onion | The Beatles | |
| With My Wife | In My Life | the Beatles | |
| No Skill | I Will | The Beatles | |
| Moose & Squirrel | Girl | The Beatles | |
| Gaviscon | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| This Right-Wing Ignoramus | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| Little Guys | Little Lies | Fleetwood Mac (written by Christine McVie) | |
| Here Comes That Bum | Here Comes The Sun | The Beatles | |
| Gangsta-Rap Days | Those Were The Days (Opening Theme Song to 'All In | Carroll O'Connor & Jean Stapleton | |
| No Happy Ending, Mr. Bush | My Happy Ending | Avril Lavigne | |
| My Golfing Fantasy(Ten Under Par) | Badge | Cream | |
| Howls From Receding Gums | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| Got Too Much Plaque, Man | Tax Man | The Beatles | |
| I'm A Tea Reader | I'm A Believer | The Monkees | |
| You Throw Just Like A Woman | Just Like A Woman | Bob Dylan | |
| What's Wrong With Huey, Dewey? | Louie, Louie | the Kingsmen | |
| My First Good Look At My Bride | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| Baby Cries (But I'm The One Who Whines) | I Feel Fine | The Beatles | |
| Wooden; It Be Nice | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | The Beach Boys | |
| Damn Squirrel | My Girl | The Temptations | |
| Bad Weed | Half Breed | Cher | |
| Animals Sure Can Be Swell | Teach Your Children | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Up All Night; Methedrine | Josephine | Tori Amos | |
| Claude, You Were In Bed With My Wife | Got To Get You Into My Life | The Beatles | |
| In Love With Your Fist | Love The One You're With | Stephen Stills | |
| Nyuck, Nyuck, Says Mean Old Moe | Ohio (Four Dead In Ohio) | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| After Sixty Calls | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | |
| Walk Right In, Zip It Down(Doctor Will Enlarge Your Bone) | Walk Right In | The Rooftop Singers | |
| If I Be A Buccaneer | If I Were A Carpenter | Bobby Darin (Written by Tim Hardin) | |
| True Pirate Tales of Drunkenness and Cruelty | Both Sides Now | Joni Mitchell | |
| Pirate Lust | Jungle Love | Steve Miller | |
| Praised Be Quetzalcoatl(Then Kiss You Aztec Goodby | Message In A Bottle | The Police | |
| Captured By Mean Pirates | Take Me To The Pilot | Elton John | |
| Ahoy! (Cruel Pirates We Be) | Oh Boy | Buddy Holly | |
| Aye, Me Fav Pirate Things | My Favorite Things(from 'The Sound of Music') | Julie Andrews | |
| Pirates On The Seas(Bring Death For Ye) | Under Pressure | David Bowie & Queen | |
| Out The Corporate Door | When I'm Sixty-Four | The Beatles | |
| Fish & (Pirate) Ships | Wooden Ships | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Precious Things; Golden Years (revised) | Golden Years | David Bowie | |
| Time Now For Sneezin' | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | |
| Freebooting | Free Falling | Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers | |
| (I Wore Out) A Pair Of Soles | Parasol | Tori Amos | |
| Atragon: The Movie That Can Bore Thru Anything | Aqualung | Jethro Tull | |
| Frank Sinatra | Bodhisattva | Steely Dan | |
| Fat From Greasy Junk Foods | Greasy Heart | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Too Small Your Brain | I Call Your Name | The Mama's & The Papa's | |
| Stain | Rain | The Beatles | |
| Most Regrettable (Dear Mr. Cole) | Unforgettable | Nat King Cole | |
| Honey, Go Away | Wasted on The Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| My Mother's Boss | Southern Cross | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Adagio's Parodies | Building a Mystery | Sarah McLachlan | |
| Mary, Whose Kid is This? | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| Your War | One | U2 | |
| Up In The Roof(We found this Loot) | Up On The Roof | The Drifters | |
| 4 + 20(Blackbirds Baked In This Here Pie) | 4 + 20 | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young (written by Stephen S | |
| We Must Stand Together, Red & Blue | It's All Over Now, Baby Blue | Bob Dylan | |
| Oh, Wow, It's Leather! | It's Now or Never | Elvis Presley and the Jordanaires | |
| I'm Nauseous(from tainted meat) | I'm Walking | Fats Domino | |
| Don't Peek(*Digitally Re-mastered version) | Don't Speak | No Doubt | |
| I'm Tolkien (I Wrote The 'Rings') | I'm Walking | Fats Domino | |
| I Took The Wrong Pill | Blueberry Hill | Fats Domino | |
| I Need Two Syllables | Criminal | Fiona Apple | |
| Facelift | Naked | Avril Lavigne | |
| Roll up your Sleeve(There's ½ a Gram in this Spoon | Man on the Moon | REM | |
| I Pull Your Mane | I Call Your Name | The Mamas And The Papas | |
| 7/7 WAS... | 7 AND 7 IS... | Love (written by Arthur Lee) | |
| Man, He 'Proned' Me | And It Stoned Me | Van Morrison | |
| Bone Caught in My Throat | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | |
| President Abe Lincoln | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| Mom Finally Spoke | I Started A Joke | The Bee Gees | |
| I'm Britney; A Little Pop Tart (Video) | I'm a Little Tea Pot | Children's Song | |
| All Us Authors Like To Talk About Ourselves | (Who Wrote) The Book of Love | The Monotones | |
| Crosby Cooks at Our House | Our House | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Let's Eat Out | Carry On - Questions | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Crosby's Cooking: Tasteless | Helpless | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Crosby Cooks: Dave's Fondue | Déjà vu | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Cleaning Cosmic Clutter for Bright Dudes | Night Moves | Bob Seger | |
| Crosby's Gruel | Country Girl (Medley) | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Crosby Cooks: Meals 'Round Here Are Hell | Teach Your Children | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Crosby Cooks: Dave's Anger Flares | Almost Cut My Hair | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Crosby Cooks: Group Spat | Woodstock | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| David Crosby Cannot Cook | Everybody I Love You | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Crosby Cooks:(Bonus Track)Sucking up to Dave | Wasted on the Way | Crosby, Stills & Nash | |
| Crosby Cooks: Dave's Bad Food | Déjà vu Album | Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young | |
| Took My Cat in for Grooming | Black Magic Woman | Santana | |
| You Messed Up My Cat, You Idiot! | Oye Como Va | Santana | |
| Parody Writer's Lament: I Cannot Pace This | Wide Open Spaces | the Dixie Chicks | |
| Just How Many Dead Men... | Forty Thousand Headmen | Traffic | |
| Working for Piddly Wages | Empty Pages | Traffic | |
| Dear Mr. President | Dear Mr. Fantasy | Traffic | |
| Sitting Up Here in My Attic** | Shanghai Noodle Factory | Traffic | |
| Hey, Skipper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | |
| Back as a Writer(Not as a Fighter) | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| Bob Denver | Theme Song to the 'Dobie Gillis' TV Show | TV Theme | |
| Scrambled Head From Sniffin' Glue | Medicated Goo | Traffic | |
| Pampered Son | Paper Sun | Traffic | |
| Holding My Banana | Proud Mary (Rollin' on the River) | Credence Clearwater Revival | |
| A 'Seven' would be just fine | Heaven is in Your Mind | Traffic | |
| Just This Morning I Saw This Fly | Monday Morning | Fleetwood Mac | |
| New Pleasure | Blue Letter | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Bill Gannon | Rhiannon | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Symptoms of Flu | Crystal | Fleetwood Mac | |
| I'm Over & Dead | Over My Head | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Mooing - Phooey; Gonna Move to Marrakesh | Blue | Joni Mitchell | |
| Wonder What's In This Hot Dog? | Take Me Out To The Ball Game | Traditional - Original version - Jack Norworth | |
| Good-bye, Dad | Song Bird | Fleetwood Mac | |
| I Do Not Like This Liver | River | Joni Mitchell | |
| I'm Cursing, Lady | Say You Love Me | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Hay(The Recalcitrant Cow) | Suede | Tori Amos | |
| No 'Moo' Cows Left Today | A New Day Yesterday | Jethro Tull | |
| Egg-Layer's Farm | Beggar's Farm | Jethro Tull | |
| To Buy You A Thong | To Cry You A Song | Jethro Tull | |
| Blind Date; A Beast | With You There To Help Me | Jethro Tull | |
| A War for Georgie B | A Song for Jeffrey | Jethro Tull | |
| I Got Shot By Dick's Double-Pump | Double Shot of My Baby's Love | the Swinging Medallions | |
| Man, That Possum Got Creamed | The Impossible Dream | Man of La Mancha' | |
| Restrained | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| I Took One Toke Over The Line, Sweet Jesus | I Started A Joke | the Bee Gees | |
| Caught It In My Zipper | Teacher | Jethro Tull | |
| A Box of Grain | Box of Rain | The Grateful Dead | |
| I'm Fred, Barney Rubble Is A Friend of Mine | Friend of the Devil | The Grateful Dead | |
| Will The Mourner's Come? | Till The Morning Comes | The Grateful Dead | |
| Crap In Iraq | Under Wraps, #2 | Jethro Tull | |
| Four Burgers, Please | Dire Wolf | Grateful Dead | |
| Hotel Doorman Was Rude | Second Hand News | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Funeral Embalmer | Sugar Magnolia | The Grateful Dead | |
| Going The Wrong Way | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Cheesy Wind | Easy Wind | Grateful Dead | |
| Shots of Gin Make My Head Spin | Never Going Back Again | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Dee Plaayyyne, Bauwth(Fantasy Island) | The Chain | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Homework, NOW! | Homeward Bound | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Nipple Ring on Daughter | Ripple/Brokedown Palace | The Grateful Dead | |
| I Caught St. Nick With My Wife | Attics of My Life | The Grateful Dead | |
| Upchuckin | Truckin | The Grateful Dead | |
| I Thought Santa Claus Was Christ | Attics of My Life | the Grateful Dead | |
| Operation; Can It Help Me? | Operator | The Grateful Dead | |
| Slumbered & Snoozed; Got The George Bush War Blues | Cumberland Blues | The Grateful Dead | |
| That Damn Flying Squirrel | American Girls | Counting Crows | |
| I Drank Six Stingers, Now My Head's In The Can | I'm Just A Singer (In A Rock & Roll Band) | The Moody Blues | |
| It's Your Choice - Find Your Voice | The Voice | The Moody Blues | |
| It Sure Stinks That We Use Torture | The Story In Your Eyes | The Moody Blues | |
| Why Do I Get Bad Indigestion? | Question | Moody Blues | |
| I Was Smitten by a Bimbo | Sitting By The Window | Moby Grape | |
| Wish I Weren't Batman | Nights in White Satin | The Moody Blues | |
| Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Ou | Younger Girl | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Damn Moose & Squirrel; Always They're Keekeeng Ou | Younger Girl | Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Dude, Stay After School | Tuesday Afternoon | Moody Blues | |
| Can't Buy Sex Toys In Dixie | Dixie | Traditional | |
| Stir-Fried; My Brain | Casey Jones | The Grateful Dead | |
| A Cause For Some Tears | The Tracks of My Tears | Linda Ronstadt | |
| George Bush Will Lead Us Into More Fights | Uptight | Stevie Wonder | |
| We're Led By Sick Clowns | The Tears of a Clown | Smokey Robinson and the Miracles | |
| Iraq Lies From The President | Black Sky | Brewer & Shipley | |
| Heard This Fly Say At Lunch... | I Can't Help Myself(Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch) | The Four Tops | |
| Would You Please Buy Me A Device? | You Didn't Have To Be So Nice | The Lovin' Spoonful | |
| Why Did They Keep Slaves? | (Love is Like A) Heat Wave | Martha and the Vandella's | |
| True Colours | Colours | Donovan | |
| Yes, I Did Molest A Sheep | Sad and Deep as You | Dave Mason | |
| You Shouldn't Have Schtupped Me in My Grave | Shouldn't Have Took More Than You Gave | Dave Mason | |
| Author's Food-Fight at Denny's | Penny Lane | The Beatles | |
| Hand in Blouse | Hand to Mouth | The Flying Burrito Brothers | |
| Working With Overly Polite Dudes | Night Moves | Bob Seger | |
| Vile Morsels (I Hate Liver) | Wild Horses | the Flying Burrito Brothers | |
| Black Jack Missouri Is Run By Jack-Asses | Do it Again | Steely Dan | |
| Donald Rumsfeld Should Resign | Moody Richard | Dan Hicks & His Hot Licks | |
| Dang Me, They're Gonna Hang Me | Angie | The Rolling Stones | |
| Iraq; Not Involved In 9/11... | If You Wanna Get To Heaven | The Ozark Mountain Daredevils | |
| Hand Me My Sweater | Leather | Tori Amos | |
| I'm Dating An Acne-Faced Girl | Factory Girl | The Rolling Stones | |
| The Craven, Lying Bastards Who Run Things Here Now | Sleeping on the Way | Brewer & Shipley | |
| Dentist Sure Is A Jerk | Jennifer Juniper | Donovan | |
| Ann Coulter; An Unreasonable, Shrill Bitch | Season of the Witch | Donovan | |
| Coulter, Ann | Candyman | The Grateful Dead | |
| Dope Sheared His Weiner | Don't Fear The Reaper | The Blue Oyster Cult | |
| Bill O'Reilly's A Jack-Ass | At The Mountains of Madness | HP Lovecraft | |
| Spayed Cats Snooze | Stray Cat Blues | The Rolling Stones | |
| Thees Time I Weel Beat Stupeed Moose & Squirrel | Salt of the Earth | The Rolling Stones | |
| Fife Shot The Sheriff | I Shot The Sheriff | Eric Clapton | |
| Pirates, Aye, Rule The Sea, Sir | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
| A Thousand Pr*ck's We've Installed; Infomercia | Another Brick In The Wall | Pink Floyd | |
| Get Your Ass Up | Hold Your Head Up | Argent | |
| Birth Of My Daughter | Smoke on the Water | Deep Purple | |
| I Fed You Cat Food, Man | Shifting Sands | The West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band | |
| Parody Writer Needs A Rhyme Machine | The Time Machine | HP Lovecraft | |
| My Yacht's Flooded | Hot-Blooded | Foreigner | |
| Glove And Weird-As*ed Sh*t | Love The One You're With | Stephen Stills | |
| Boat Rides (Make Me Queasy) | Slow Ride | Foghat | |
| Pigs Led To Slaughter | Smoke On The Water | Deep Purple | |
| You Bought A Farm In Green Acres | Crown of Creation | Jefferson Airplane | |
| We Fear Godzilla | Don't Fear The Reaper | The Blue Oyster Cult | |
| Thees Ees No Joke; Damn Moose & Squirrel | Share A Little Joke | Jefferson Airplane | |
| I Broke My Toe | Cabron | The Red Hot Chili Peppers | |
| We Mice Like To Eat Cheese | Keeper of the Keys | HP Lovecraft | |
| We Don't Sing This Song Too Great | I Just Want To Celebrate | Rare Earth | |
| Ass-Hat That's In The White House | Madman Across the Water | Elton John | |
| Rancid Custard | Tiny Dancer | Elton John | |
| I Bought A Thong | I Got A Name | Jim Croce | |
| Rita, The Abusive Meter-Bitch | Where To Now, St. Peter? | Elton John | |
| Dave's Food Is The Worst | For What It's Worth | Buffalo Springfield | |
| This Food Is Vile | I Am A Child | Buffalo Springfield | |
| Alligator | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| Still More Killing | Willing | Linda Ronstadt | |
| George Bush Is No Good | You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Wasted Blood | Faithless Love | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Popeye Sure Is Jealous, Mate | I Just Want To Celebrate | Rare Earth | |
| I've Crapped All Night | Ride, Captain, Ride | Blues Image | |
| Talking Like A Loon | Walking On The Moon | The Police | |
| Riled Up | Wind Up | Jethro Tull | |
| Don't Eat Crosby's Blackbird Pie | Bluebird | The Buffalo Springfield | |
| Munching My Hay | Nothing to Say | Jethro Tull | |
| Kosher Seder | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| Mr. Parody Man | Mr. Tambourine Man | Bob Dylan | |
| Breakdown | Breakdown | Tom Petty | |
| Doan's; Great For Your Back | Don't Do Me Like That | Tom Petty | |
| This Food's Yucky | You Got Lucky | Tom Petty | |
| Out Sailing(Now Here Comes A Shark) | The Waiting | Tom Petty | |
| Fake Clowns | Breakdown | Tom Petty | |
| I Don't Want To Take These Kids To Chucky Cheese | Refugee | Tom Petty | |
| When You Feel Your Body's Breakin' | If You Feel | Jefferson Airplane | |
| OK To Piss In Your Back Yard | Listen To Her Heart | Tom Petty | |
| Too Many Shooter's | Even The Loser's | Tom Petty | |
| That Was Some Righteous Dope, Man | Into The Great Wide-Open | Tom Petty | |
| Meatless; Vegan Man | Secret Agent Man | Johnny Rivers | |
| Go To Hell, Sir | Gimme Shelter | The Rolling Stones | |
| You Eat Too Much Sh*t | Love The One You're With | Stephen Stills | |
| My Expiration | No Expectations | The Rolling Stones | |
| A-Hole Dummy | Playboy Mommy | Tori Amos | |
| Everything That You Say Is Wrong | From Me To You | The Beatles | |
| Be Gone, You Whiney Toad | The Long And Winding Road | The Beatles | |
| Can't Beat Hugo At Ping-Pong | Only You Know And I Know | Dave Mason | |
| Hey, James Baker | Baker, Baker | Tori Amos | |
| This Fly I Saw, Sir | High Flying Bird | HP Lovecraft | |
| Something Tells Me She's A Dude | Something | The Beatles | |
| Turkey From Last Night Still Tastes Great | Night in My Veins | The Pretenders | |
| My Ass Is Knocking | Brass in Pocket | The Pretenders | |
| I Like Cow's Brain | Casey Jones | The Grateful Dead | |
| This Traffic Jam We're In | Jamaica Inn | Tori Amos | |
| Bush The Hack Hijacked Iraq | Get Back | The Beatles | |
| Ugly & Rude | Love Me Do | The Beatles | |
| Not Tiger Woods | Norwegian Wood | The Beatles | |
| Lately I Can't Drive Too Far | Drive My Car | The Beatles | |
| I Let The Cat In – No Bed Tonight Lament | Nights in White Satin – Late Lament | The Moody Blues | |
| Hard to Evict Emily | A Rose For Emily | The Zombies | |
| Fay Wray Held By King Kong | Maybe After He's Gone | The Zombies | |
| The Old Sonny & Cher TV Show | Care of Cell 44 | The Zombies | |
| Can't Close My Zipper | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | |
| Seems I'll Be Maimed (Shark Bait) | Sweet Baby James | James Taylor | |
| Love Handles | Brief Candles | The Zombies | |
| Too Fat Now, Eek! | She Belongs To Me | Bob Dylan | |
| I Can't Chew | I Want You | Bob Dylan | |
| I'm In A Plot 'Cause I Sped | Got a Lot on My Head | The Cars | |
| My Back Aches, Man | My Back Pages | The Byrds | |
| Moose & Squirrel Drive Me Insane | Early Morning Rain | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| Just Got A Pile Of New Bills | A Child In These Hills | Jackson Browne | |
| It's The Time Of Spring Training | Time Of The Season | The Zombies | |
| Your Folks Named You 'Daffy' | If It Makes You Happy | Sheryl Crow | |
| Esteemed Writer Blues | Steamroller | James Taylor | |
| The Curse; Tut ‧ Best Leave Sleepin' | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Sheryl Crow | |
| Quicksand, Damn | Handyman | James Taylor | |
| Lisa Nowak Is An A-Hole Nut | There Goes The Neighborhood | Sheryl Crow | |
| Mangling Up This Tune | Tangled Up In Blue | Bob Dylan | |
| This Pizza Can't Be Eaten | Gates of Eden | Bob Dylan | |
| Claude Osteen | Steve McQueen | Sheryl Crow | |
| For Your Sins Gave His Life | Don’t Think Twice, It’s Alright | Bob Dylan | |
| I’m Achy, I Need Pills | Jamaica, Say You Will | Jackson Browne | |
| Hey, Get My Pills | April Come She Will | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Hours I Have Spent Watching Baseball | Flowers Never Bend With The Rainfall | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| We Need Fuel | I Need You | America | |
| Stop Your Moaning, People | Lonely People | America | |
| True Story, Guy | Lying Eyes | The Eagles | |
| Where's My IPod? | Devils & Gods | Tori Amos | |
| Saw Some Fly | Tell Me Why | Neil Young | |
| Good Things My Fans Are Mostly Really Dumb | The Needle And The Damage Done | Neil Young | |
| The Night I OD'd on Cocaine | The Night They Invented Champagne | Leslie Caron & Louis Jourdan (Soundtrack - "Gigi") | |
| The Tapper | The Rapper | The Jaggerz | |
| Blackbeard Pirate says, 'Prepare to Die' | Blackbird | The Beatles | |
| Why Folks Don’t Eat At Our Abode | Why Don't We Do It In The Road? | The Beatles | |
| Let Me Phrase This Right; You’re Fired | Light My Fire | The Doors | |
| That Plate Ump, Oy | Razor boy | Steely Dan | |
| Toupee | Today | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Up All Night On Methamphetamine | Yellow Submarine | The Beatles | |
| You’re Too Old To Have Your Vids On MTV | Refugee | Tom Petty | |
| Fell For A Pygmy | Eleanor Rigby | The Beatles | |
| Stumbling Around | Wond'ring Aloud | Jethro Tull | |
| Past Takes It's Turn | Cheap Day Return | Jethro Tull | |
| Oh-Oh, Borees Said | Locomotive Breath | Jethro Tull | |
| IPod | My God | Jethro Tull | |
| Strange Teen | Slipstream | Jethro Tull | |
| Trite Words | White Bird | It’s A Beautiful Day | |
| Musharraf; He Out-Stretched His Tether | The Letter | The Box Tops | |
| Think It's Clearly Barack | Year of the Cat | Al Stewart | |
| Righteous Gold | Heart of Gold | Neil Young | |
| Said L'Chaim | Well Alright | Buddy Holly | |
| Got No Drugs In Baggy | Love Her Madly | The Doors | |
| Teeth All Decayed | People Are Strange | The Doors | |
| McCain | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| Babaloo (I Married Lucy) | Jackie Blue | The Ozark Mountain Daredevils | |
| Runny-Nose Blues | Second Hand News | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Living With An Ass | Living In The Past | Jethro Tull | |
| Pilfered Mings | Silver Springs | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Each Day A Tweet | Eight Days A Week | The Beatles | |
| B.S. From This Dude | P.S. I Love You | The Beatles | |
| Out Of Play | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Scared Of Hairy Witches | Superstition | Stevie Wonder | |
| Gray Stripper | Day Tripper | The Beatles | |
| Lost To The 'Sox | I Am A Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| I'm Trippin' | I'm Walkin' | Fats Domino | |
| Drunken | Truckin' | The Grateful Dead | |
| Hard To Stand, I'm Barfin', Man | Barbara Ann | The Beach Boys | |
| Ate Mom's Pie | Eight Miles High | The Byrds | |
| Car Full Of Heads/Thai Stickers | Scarborough Fair/Canticle | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Fatter | Patterns | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Feelin' Stupid | 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Things I See Sometimes Here Bring Me Down | Leaves That Are Green | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| I Used To Live In Sin With Some Girl | Cinnamon Girl | Neil Young | |
| Traffic On Century Sucks | 20th Century Fox | The Doors | |
| Peg-Legged Dudes | Peggy Sue | Buddy Holly | |
| Five a.m. At Norm's | Riders On The Storm | The Doors | |
| Had A Big Mac Combination | The Dangling Conversation | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| I'm Dating A Nun | Waiting For The Sun | The Doors | |
| I'm Toast | Toast | Tori Amos |