So Algebra is made up on an equation,
'Y' equals 32 i've got notification,
But if 'e' equals three, then you're on a location,
But if not then your left in a bad situation.
Well it's a diaster,
Gonna need a big plaster,
Went and overdosed on a big bowl of pasta.
It's not about the birdies, stars, leprachauns or retorts,
About kicking in the people building real big forts.
Now I'm X-Three-Nine and I'm always running late,
Cause I'm always tryin time to fix the alarm so it's great,
So it's busy me from all the way up,
I'm known to babble on like a crap-rap skit hook,
When I'm that high I'm gonna make much nonsense,
Much like Bruce Willis in The Sixth Sense,
When I start off I'm like Kevin Bacon,
Being pretty crap but good on occasion.


[Chorus x4]
GUESS! What I'm on about?
But you get no prize,
C'Mon work it out.


Well I can clear the house on any planet I say,
Just threatin' to sing "I DID IT MY WAY"
I spoof and mock with lyrics that be funny,
I could even take mick out of the AmIRight party!
Well I can't sing a note but I parody the spills,
It's hard to spoof a thing about Viagra pills,
But I use them anyway just for a huge laugh,
It's my one special way to make the ladies gasp.
I will tell me wife that I won't wear any ties
All that bad fashion sense and the girl dies.
I never drunk underage and banned on stage,
For these parodies - not even minimum wage.
I'm teachin' you thing about rabbiting on!
'Cause no-one gives a crap about what I roll!
Matthew known as Xander and he hits everytime,
But when he's singing live you can bet I mime!


[Chorus x4]
GUESS! What I'm on about?
But you get no prize,
C'Mon work it out.


Well there is one thing that I gonna be makin' clear
That my good looks are gonna instill fear!
And the parodies I write should be revered
I took the mick out of Buffy three times last year
Take a look to the spoof, to the spoof I'm creatin'
I blow up the oven when I'm pan-cake makin'
And I then gotta buy clothes with Fruit of the Loom,
My mum is to blame for makin' my good goes BOOM!
'Cause I'm the X-A-N-D-E-R!
You think you're cooler than me, just cause I trashed your car,
I took it for a spin and saw woman in a bra,
Well I'm a loon you know and I go that far!
I scared away London, crashed Calais,
Got an IOU for the drinks I pay
So when your parodin' I', stuffin' your sock,
Down my small trousers cause you ain't got!


[Chorus x4]
GUESS! What I'm on about?
But you get no prize,
C'Mon work it out.