We all rush home and hit the sofa
The telly's shot
So we kill some time
I met a guy
On the steps of Springfield High.

See the jeans
See the guys in bell bottoms
I see you streak your way through the crowd
You said "D'oh!"
I knew you were my beau.

You were Homieo looking for a prom date
My sisters said, "He's a schnorrer, Marjorie!"
The day we both got detention
My eyes were just for you and I thought

Homieo, wont you ask me out on a date?
Graduation's here, it's now or it'll be too late
I'll be the prom queen, you be my hero
You're my "toon honey, Baby, just say, "D'oh!"

So we go to your apartment to study
I find your comprehension rather muddy
So we speak French
And you put on make out music
You were Homieo, I was an honor student
My sisters said, "You'll be sorry, Marjorie!"
You kept me up past three
I'm in trouble now, how could you do this to me!

Homieo, I never want to see you again
You're history and I'm going with another man
Get someone else to be your princess
It's all over, Baby, parlez vous this - POW!

Homieo, Homie, wherefore art thou Homieo?
This prom's not the same without my beau
I acted rash
My date is a schmo
Where's my "toon honey, Homie, just say, "D'oh!" D'oh, oh

I saw you on the stairway
All dressed up and sitting there all alone
We sped out on the highway
I dumped him on the outskirts of town and saw

Someone walking while I'm driving home alone
He looks familliar, so I'm slowing down
That guy in the bad tux wearing such a sad visage
He got in the car and he pulled out a big corsage

Por vous, Marjorie, wont you be mine, sil vous plait?
Je tame, Margie, I'll marry you some day
Hugging and kissing you, I'll never let you go
We are 'toon honeys, Margie, just say, "D'oh!"

D'oh oh
(Bart: Gack, gack!) (Hmmmmm!)
D'oh, oh, oh

You're the only guy who was ever nice to me.