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My car started making this whining noise... So I took it to the shop and had the mechanic look over it. Turns out all he had to do was take the Taylor Swift album out. Submitted by: Jessie
| Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit? Because swift never misses. Submitted by: Cotton Lorraine
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Known informally as: Beau-Tay and Her Beasts. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Known informally as: NSH Q-Tay. Submitted by: Robert D. Arndt Jr.
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"The Giver" | as Rosemary - iceicebaby |
"Valentine's Day" | - Michael Prymula |
"CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, Hannah Montana: The Movie" | - Rocky Mak |
New Name | Why It's Better | Submitter Name |
Taylor Miffed | Constant teasing over Kanye incident | Robert D. Arndt Jr. |
Taylor Quick | Both are synonyms for "very fast." | Robert |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Good Blood" | "Bad Blood" | Sheila Oh |
"Crass And Listless" | "Last Christmas" | Roy R. Pryor |
"Love's Gory" | "Love Story" | Lydia Idyl |
"Squeak Now" | "Speak Now" | Regina Haniger |
"Leak Now" | "Speak Now" | Regina Haniger |
There are additional new song names available. |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Nothing New," | There's always something new. | JohnHowarth |
"Invisible String," | Strings are not invisible. | JohnHowarth |
"Lavender Haze," | Haze is colorless and not made of lavender. | JohnHowarth |
"No Body, No Crime," | Bodies and crime exist. | JohnHowarth |
"Forever Winter," | Winters don't last forever. | JohnHowarth |
There are additional literally impossible song titles available. |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"I'm So Excited," Pointer Sisters | "You Need To Calm Down," Taylor Swift | |
"Baby Come Back," Player | "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together," Taylor Swift | |
"What You Need," INXS | "You Need To Calm Down," Taylor Swift | |
"Hysteria," Def Leppard | "You Need To Calm Down," Taylor Swift | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"The 1" | "The Bun" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"All Too Well" | "All Too Well" | Ragdoll |
"...Ready for It?" | "...Not Ready for It" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"The Alchemy" | "The Great Classroom" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Fresh Out the Slammer" | "Make Out the Summer" | Duc4AmIRight |
"Cardigan" | "Cardigan" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"22" | "22 (Princess Peach Showtime Version)" | Dennis (AKA Pink Glory) |
"22 " | "22 (Princess Peach Showtime Version)" | Dennis (AKA Pink Glory) |
"22 " | "22 (Princess Peach Showtime Version)" | Dennis (AKA Pink Glory) |
"mirrorball" | "river falls" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
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Song Name | Product | Submittor |
Run | Running shoes, sneakers | JohnHowarth |
Sparks Fly | Tinder dating app | Edward |
Shake It Off | Exercise dance videos | Brit Boxx |
Cold As You | Air Conditioning Company | Michelle |
Teardrops On My Guitar | A CD of Classic Love Songs | Rachel |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Anti-Hero | Comic Shop | Dongquan |
Wildest Dreams | Nightmare Counselling | Dongquan |
Wildest Dreams | Nightmare Counselling | Dongquan |
I Knew You Were Trouble | Domestic Violence Counselling | Dongquan |
Bad Blood | Supreme Court | Dongquan |
There are additional on hold music ideas available. |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
We Don't Need Another Hero Tina Turner | Anti-Hero Taylor Swift | We Don't Need Another Anti-Hero | Serafina |
I Knew You When Billy Joe Royal | I Knew You Were Trouble Taylor Swift | I Knew You When You Were Trouble | Little Old Lady Hu |
I Should Have Known Better The Beatles | I Knew You Were Trouble Taylor Swift | I Should Have Known You Were Trouble | Rachel |
All The Tired Horses Bob Dylan | White Horse Taylor Swift | All The Tired White Horses | Lindz |
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There are additional Taylor Swift Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics: Because baby now we got fat butt
Original Lyrics: Because now we got bad blood
| "Mad Woman"
Misheard Lyrics: Does she smile?
Or does she mouthfuck you forever? Original Lyrics: Does she smile?
Or does she mouth, "Fuck you forever"? |
"Enchanted"
Misheard Lyrics: And now I’m p***ing back and forth
Wishing you were at my door Original Lyrics: And now, I’m pacing back and forth
Wishing you were at my door | "You Belong with Me"
Misheard Lyrics: She's cheer captain and I kissed a creature.
Original Lyrics: She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers.
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"Bad Blood"
Misheard Lyrics: Because baby now we got fat butt
Original Lyrics: Because now we got bad blood
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Christopher No |
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"You Belong With Me"
The Funny Lyrics: But she wears short skirts, I wear t-shirts.
Why They're Funny: This clearly seems like a line that wants to draw a contrast between the "she" and "I" in question. but since the two garments referred to are worn on different sections of one's body, no clear contrast comes out of the line, since one can wear both a short skirt and a t-shirt at the same time. In fact, I've done so myself. About the only way to pull a clear contrast out of the line is to assume that the singer means to imply that each garment referred to is all that is worn by the one said to wear it. But I doubt that that is the intention (if for no other reason than that I know too many parents who allow their kids to freely listen to Taylor Swift). Still, it is pretty funny if one contemplates this only interpretation that will draw a clear contrast from the line! (At least the corresponding line in the second verse -- "She wears high heels, I wear sneakers" -- is more of an actual contrast, because those are two different types of shoes.)
Submitted by: Karen Smith
| "Bad Blood"
The Funny Lyrics: Band Aids don't fix bullet holes
Why They're Funny: Of course not! They fix cuts on the skin! To fix bullet holes, you need another remedy.
Submitted by: Captain Obvious
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"Out Of The Woods"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?
Why They're Repetitive: It's just sloppy songwriting from a performer who's capable of much better. You only need to ask the question once to make your point.
Submitted by: Michael S.
| "Stay Stay Stay"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Stay, stay, stay, stay, stay...
Why They're Repetitive: I guess she wants him to stay.
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger
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"You Belong With Me"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts
Why They're Nonsensical: Duh! She might as well say, "She drinks water, I eat food"! The line clearly seems to be an attempt at drawing a contrast. But she tells what the other girl wears below the waist and what she herself wears above her waist. No clear contrast there. One can easily wear both simultaneously (As I myself have done not a few times). So how are we to hear this as a contrast between the other girl and herself? The only way I can see is to suppose she means to be describing the TOTALITY of what the two wear. But I don't think that's the intention. Can you imagine Taylor Swift attending school wearing NOTHING BUT a T-shirt while some classmate wears NOTHING BUT a short skirt. If that's the image we're supposed to get from these lines too many people I know would be forbidden by their parents to listen to Taylor Swift. And barring that interpretation, the line becomes about as nonsensical as saying, "But she breathes, I sweat" or "But her heart beats, my guts digest" or so on!
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: I'm really gonna miss you picking fights
And me falling for it, screaming that I'm right And you would hide away and find your peace of mind With some indie record that's much cooler than mine Why They're Misrhymed: Not a bad song, but it seems pretty obvious that there is some forced rhyming in those four lines.
Submitted by: PJ
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"Style"
The Dated Lyrics: You've got that long hair slicked back, white t-shirt
Why They're Dated: She's talking about ex-boyfriend Harry Styles here, and since this song's release, Harry has gotten a haircut, and we don't see him in white t-shirts as often anymore.
Submitted by: wand erection
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"Style"
The Dirty Lyrics: Long drive, he can't keep his wild eyes on the road. Take me home, lights out he takes of his coat
Why They're Dirty: Ahem, takes off his coat???
Submitted by: Anonymous
| "Better than Revenge"
The Dirty Lyrics: She's not what you think, she's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does on the mattress, whoa Why They're Dirty: The girl that she's singing about is "easy" if you know what I mean.
Submitted by: carly_carlz
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"Style"
The Lyrics: You've got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
Who They Mention: James Dean
Submitted by: i
| "Tim Mcgraw"
The Lyrics: When you say Tim Mcgraw
Who They Mention: Tim Mcgraw
Submitted by: Hefner
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"Down Bad"
The Song Lyrics: For a moment, I knew cosmic love
Song They Mention: "Cosmic Love" by Florence and the Machine (who, incidentally, appear as a featured artist elsewhere on this album)
Submitted by: Nat
| "All Too Well"
The Song Lyrics: Your sweet disposition and my wide-eyed gaze
Song They Mention: "Sweet Disposition" by The Temper Trap
Submitted by: Nat
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"Betty"
Opening Lines: Betty I won't make assumptions about why you switched your homeroom, but, I think it's 'cause of me
Comments: Submitted by: Madison R
| "Bad Blood"
Opening Lines: 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood.
Comments: Submitted by: Brian Kelly
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"Karma"
The Lyrics: Me and karma vibe like that
Why: It should be "Karma and I vibe like that", since the line should still make sense if "karma" is taken out of it.
Submitted by: Nat
| "Fifteen"
The Lyrics: Somebody tells you they love you, you got to believe 'em
Why: Somebody is a singular pronoun.. the antecedent "THEY" should be singular too like He or She... and the 'em which means them should be him or her
Submitted by: Sharina Carla Saplaco- Merculio
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"Blank Space"
The Lyrics: Got a long list of ex-lovers
Why: I couldn’t make sense of this line until I read the lyrics. That’s because of the peculiar way she’s stressing words. Instead of stressing the prefix “ex-” of “ex-lovers”, she’s stressing the preposition “of”, which wouldn’t usually be stressed.
Submitted by: B1982
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"Bad Blood"
The Lyrics: and Baby, now we've got Bad Blood
Why: Because of the B's in baby bad and blood
Submitted by: Nikola
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