San Dimas High, we meet these cool dudes
“Who’s Noah’s wife?” “Is is Joan of Arc?”
They’re sitting there, they are failing and don’t have a prayer

Flashing lights, telephone booth comes straight down
At the Circle K, they are wowed
And say, "I know...
Hist’ry’s where we’ll go!”

That’s when they went to France, and they grabbed the leader
And said, “Deacon keep your eyes on Napoleon!”
They are planning on getting A’s
And now it’s time to go!
So they went...

Bill and Ted, went and grabbed people that were well known
Billy the Kid and So-crates joined in the fun
They dressed like knights and each met their princess,
Have to pass hist’ry, save the Wyld Stallyns!

So they go on, get Beet-hoven and “Zig Frood”
Genghis Khan, Joan of Arc, Lincoln too
But watch the time...and remind yourself to wind your watch
Oh, oh.

And that’s when Bill and Ted went into the future
And the people loved the music of Wyld Stallyns
Those two were worshipped dieties
They said “Be Excellent to All”
Then they left...

Bill and Ted, hurry! So much chores left to be done
But you must still try and find Napoleon
The water park is where you will find him
Have to pass hist’ry, save the Wyld Stallyns!

Bill and Ted, hurry! Ted’s dad is being such a heel
He’s off to Alaska if he fails
Break out of jail, “How do you like San Dimas?”
Have to pass hist’ry, save the Wyld Stallyns!

Oh, oh.

Everyone is waiting
Suddenly a voice comes on and the lights go out
With all their new friends aiding
They all say what they think of this here town.
Then Abe said...

“Bill and Ted, four score and seven minutes ago
These two believe in something just like I do
Just be excellent to each other!” Just think-
The students went wild and they got an A! Now they...

Bill and Ted’s Wyld Stallyns are back in the garage, with no hope
There’s Rufus and princesses from the mall
They took the guitar �' stand in awe while he shreds
Those two passed hist’ry, and got their princess!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

“They get much better, now party on dudes!"