-> "The Bad Packet"
Original Song Title:
"The Bad Touch"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Bad Packet"
Parody Written by:
Electromagnetic Networks
The Lyrics
Route baby route baby net is an IP block
Me and you route the kind of packets that our Cisco's know about
So route your table down my cable and I'll bet you get link
Yes I'm switched yes I'm cabled and you're getting active lights
You've had enough 14K modem you want it fast you want T1
I want you coppered want you fibered like my double FDDI line
Comin' quicker than a SYN never reachin the FIN like a TCP ACK you are
inclined
To make me send all of my packets on a secure data line.
Send it now
You an me baby got nothin but packets
So lets send to the routers and get them to ACK it.
Get it back now
You an me baby got nothin but packets
So lets send to the routers and get them to ACK it.
TCP now.
Line. The kind you hook up with a wing and prayer
Like the long OC3 cross country only Bell knows where you ran it
Fiber optics? Lemme be specific I want a routed OC3
But I got this notion that the motion of the ocean means "Trans-Atlantic
Trunk"
So if I lose link on your line that's fine before you dropped all my
packets
Please turn me up I'm full Gig-E with the hardware loopback line.
So route me yours I'll route you mine full time just send it down the
line
And then we'll peer it WorldCom style so we can both send Email.
Send it now
You an me baby got nothin but packets
So lets send to the routers and get them to ACK it.
Get it back now
You an me baby got nothin but packets
So lets send to the routers and get them to ACK it.
TCP now.
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