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Song Parodies -> "Professor Pester's Touch"
Original Song Title:
"The Bad Touch"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Bloodhound Gang
Parody Song Title:
"Professor Pester's Touch"
Parody Written by:
Andrea Huckstep
The Lyrics
VICTORY IS MINE!!!
He'd appreciate your candy
Steal Pester steal, sheesh, Professor, you're ape mad
He and ruffians the do the kind of stuff that only I would sing about
So put your hands on Fergy and I'll bet I'll go nuts
Yes I'm D3, I'm from this land and you're getting two thumbs down
You've had enough of the no-touch he looks too tough you're not so smart
Don't want you sour want you covered like the ruffians that you have
Are eviler than Drakken never reach the goal just like my alarm clock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early before 8:30 my time
Sing it now!
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Gettin' angry now
Mud, the kind I cleaned up with a mop and bucket
Just like Les Galagoogoo of PI only I know where he's got him
Geographics? Let me be specific I wanna be down in this island
But I got emotions that the motion of your notions mean Pinatas won't be free
So if I take you on this wild wild ride, 0-5 you made our hearts all rip
Please make me mad, Professor Pester, and you have no regrets
Victory is yours, I'm sure you're blind "Hate time" I'll hate you just for miles
And then you'll be mad all the while so VICTORY IS MINE!
Sing it now!
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Gettin' angry now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it now!
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Gettin' angry now!
Steal Pester steal, sheesh, Professor, you're ape mad
He and ruffians the do the kind of stuff that only I would sing about
So put your hands on Fergy and I'll bet I'll go nuts
Yes I'm D3, I'm from this land and you're getting two thumbs down
You've had enough of the no-touch he looks too tough you're not so smart
Don't want you sour want you covered like the ruffians that you have
Are eviler than Drakken never reach the goal just like my alarm clock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early before 8:30 my time
Sing it now!
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Gettin' angry now
Mud, the kind I cleaned up with a mop and bucket
Just like Les Galagoogoo of PI only I know where he's got him
Geographics? Let me be specific I wanna be down in this island
But I got emotions that the motion of your notions mean Pinatas won't be free
So if I take you on this wild wild ride, 0-5 you made our hearts all rip
Please make me mad, Professor Pester, and you have no regrets
Victory is yours, I'm sure you're blind "Hate time" I'll hate you just for miles
And then you'll be mad all the while so VICTORY IS MINE!
Sing it now!
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Gettin' angry now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it now!
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Sing it again now
You and me Pester ain't nothin' but Ruffians
So I'll kidnap like you do down on Pinata Island
Gettin' angry now!
This isn't my best one yet, but I've got jet lag from a vacation...so I HAVE NO REGRETS!
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Pacing is pretty good, welcome back from vacatoin Andrea. . .The jet lag doesn't show too badly here, although this one could use some fine tuning. . .I didn't really get it, but it looks like a good idea, so cheers to you.
Dave, I think this one's about Viva Pinata. I don't watch this show at all to get what the song pertains to. This is why I don't do filk style songs. I and a select few might be the only ones to find it funny.
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