-> "Make Me Breakfast"
Original Song Title:
"(Make Me) Breathless"
Parody Song Title:
"Make Me Breakfast"
The Lyrics
Go now, go now, make me breakfast (make me breakfast) come on, oh yea
The sun is coming up soon, it's time that you got out of bed
No waiting until it's noon, I cannot function "til I'm fed
Stop your bitchin', get into the kitchen
I'm losing my appetite, don't fake it (don't fake it) just make it (just make it)
Chorus:
So please go, go now, come on make me breakfast, squeeze me, oranges
Try and cook me up a toasted (toasted western) western
Let me long for your eggs, go now (go now), go now (go now), yeah, come on, yeah
And if there is no cereal, all we have is toast and jam
Well maybe you should go out, and buy us some bacon and ham
Coffee and cream, muffins and sausages, hash browns, pancakes with syrup
Some waffles (mmm waffles) and bagels (with cream cheese)
(chorus)
I'm not going to beg, I just want scrambled eggs
Can't lose my appetite, don't book it (book it) just cook it (cook it
So, please go, go now, come on, make me breakfast, oatmeal, French toast
Go try to me up a toasted (toasted western) western
Make me long for your eggs
Go now, go now, come on make me breakfast
Go now, go now, come on make me breakfast
Go now, go now, come on make me breakfast
Go now, go now
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