-> "French Fries in a Coffee Pot"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"French Fries in a Coffee Pot"
				Parody Written by: 
Kyle Bell
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			French fries in a coffee pot with grease that's way too hot
With gimpy legs the hobos beg cuz they need to sleep in a cot, they 
 need to sleep in a cot
Half-naked on the railroad tracks will tell you that I have no home
And I think I'm going to lay down for a while just to rest my bones, 
 for a while just to rest my bones
Please don't just shrug me off cuz you know that will make me cough
If I could just get some cheap vaccines I don't think I'd be sick at 
 all, don't think I'd be sick at all
You've got nice clothes and a good hair cut, won't you give me
 something you don't need
And when I find a fat stray cat I'm thinkin' that its time to eat, 
 thinkin' that its time to eat
I didn't look so bad until I got kicked out
And I got no home, nowhere to sleep so sound, to sleep so sound
And any man with a cardboard box in my opinion's really rich
I know if I had a box I might could go find some socks, I might could
 go find some socks
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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