"I'm gonna burn 'em all
An anti-dragon army couldn't hold me back"
Trogdor's got it all
Fiery flaming breath and a spiky back
And he's burning everything in sight, maybe he'll never stop
His angry eyebrows tell the world that he's gonna kill you lot
And if you know what's good for you, you'll leave your home

"Don't wanna hear about it!
This dragon's fictional; only exists in Hell."
But everyone knows about his
Burninatin' escapades and peasants who've fell
And if you catch him coming by your village, you better leave on the
sly;
Trogdor ain't the Burninator because he's a real nice guy
And the flames coming from your town say "Find another home"

I'm going to Michigan
Far from this countryside forever more
Michigan sucks monkey ass;
No one wants to visit it, so why would Trogdor?
He's burninating, burninating, burninating right before the Lord
All the flames are gonna leap from him till he can burn no more
And the smoke rising from our homes say "Get the hell out!"