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Song Parodies -> "Dressing Up Like A Girl"
Original Song Title:
"Fell in Love With A Girl"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The White Stripes
Parody Song Title:
"Dressing Up Like A Girl"
Parody Written by:
Ned Riley
The Lyrics
I'm straight, but I think the OS is worth parodying as a song about cross-dressing.Y'know what's weird? Some transvestites have become quite convincing.
Dressing up like a girl
I dressed up once and almost completely
Didn't feel like I'd hurl
I guess what they said was so misleading
They said "If you do it, you're gay"
I say "I must be straight because I still like ladies"
Now I will do it just any day
But even post-op I cannot have babies
Now I'm just gonna lie
I'll convince the world that I'm a lady
Can't feel that I am a guy
They are worse than a dog who's got the rabies
(CHORUS)
Can't think of anyone to kiss
This might be a phase that could be fleeting
Being a man I'm gonna miss
But cross-dressing is something worth repeating
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Dressing up like a girl
I dressed up once and almost completely
Didn't feel like I'd hurl
I guess what they said was so misleading
They said "If you do it, you're gay"
I say "I must be straight because I still like ladies"
Now I will do it just any day
But even post-op I cannot have babies
(CHORUS)
I dressed up once and almost completely
Didn't feel like I'd hurl
I guess what they said was so misleading
They said "If you do it, you're gay"
I say "I must be straight because I still like ladies"
Now I will do it just any day
But even post-op I cannot have babies
Now I'm just gonna lie
I'll convince the world that I'm a lady
Can't feel that I am a guy
They are worse than a dog who's got the rabies
(CHORUS)
Can't think of anyone to kiss
This might be a phase that could be fleeting
Being a man I'm gonna miss
But cross-dressing is something worth repeating
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Dressing up like a girl
I dressed up once and almost completely
Didn't feel like I'd hurl
I guess what they said was so misleading
They said "If you do it, you're gay"
I say "I must be straight because I still like ladies"
Now I will do it just any day
But even post-op I cannot have babies
(CHORUS)
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