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Song Parodies -> "Call Un, Baby"
Original Song Title:
"Call Me Maybe"
Original Performer:
Carly Rae Jepsen
Parody Song Title:
"Call Un, Baby"
Parody Written by:
Onslaught
The Lyrics
Former NBA star, provocateur and self appointed diplomat-at-large Dennis Rodman delivered a message Sunday from North Korean leader Kim Jong Un to President Obama: Call me.
On a peace mission from hell
For Kim Jong Un’s charms I fell
I’m not one to kiss and tell
But here’s what I can say
Dear Leader wants me to be
The link between you and he
He has this problem you see
He’s just too shy to say
He doesn’t want war
Can’t see what it’s good for
Saber rattlin’s a bore
Let’s try a new approach, Okay
As ruler he’s new
And this sounds crazy
But here’s his number
So call Un, baby
Just pick the phone up
Don’t say may-be
I’ve got his number
So call Un, Baby
A peaceful offer
A chance to maybe
Avoid a nuke war
So call Un, Baby
He’s such an awesome guy
Now don’t get fla-ky
Just dial his number
And call Un, Baby
And though he’s short and you’re tall
You both enjoy basketball
So why not give Un a call
But still, your feet are clay?
I know they say Un is bad
Perhaps much worse than his dad
An international cad, but
I think he’s OK
At court he’s holdin’
Fine eats, wine was flowin’
Good time, he was showin’
That’s why he’s got a friend in me.
He said to ask you
No, I’m not crazy
See, here’s his number
So call Un, Baby
Please call him tonight
Collect, may-be
But don’t be chicken
Just call Un, Baby
He said to task you
So don’t be lazy
I’ve got his number
So call Un, Baby
He’s such an awesome guy
Now don’t get fla-ky
Just dial his number
And call Un, Baby
Before I met Un my whole life
Was pointless and sad
Was pointless and sad
Was pointless and so sad
But now I’ve got a friend for life
And I am so glad
And you should know that
He makes me so, so glad
Just pick the phone up
Don’t say may-be
I’ve got his number
So call Un, Baby
He said to ask you
No, I’m not crazy
See, here’s his number
So call Un, Baby
Chavez is in decline
Castro is hazy
You’re out of choices
So call Un, Baby
Before you do another thing
Give Un a jingle
Give Un a jingle
Give Un a jing-a-ling
I know he wants to hear from you
Reach out and touch him
Reach out and touch him
So call Un, Baby
For Kim Jong Un’s charms I fell
I’m not one to kiss and tell
But here’s what I can say
Dear Leader wants me to be
The link between you and he
He has this problem you see
He’s just too shy to say
He doesn’t want war
Can’t see what it’s good for
Saber rattlin’s a bore
Let’s try a new approach, Okay
As ruler he’s new
And this sounds crazy
But here’s his number
So call Un, baby
Just pick the phone up
Don’t say may-be
I’ve got his number
So call Un, Baby
A peaceful offer
A chance to maybe
Avoid a nuke war
So call Un, Baby
He’s such an awesome guy
Now don’t get fla-ky
Just dial his number
And call Un, Baby
And though he’s short and you’re tall
You both enjoy basketball
So why not give Un a call
But still, your feet are clay?
I know they say Un is bad
Perhaps much worse than his dad
An international cad, but
I think he’s OK
At court he’s holdin’
Fine eats, wine was flowin’
Good time, he was showin’
That’s why he’s got a friend in me.
He said to ask you
No, I’m not crazy
See, here’s his number
So call Un, Baby
Please call him tonight
Collect, may-be
But don’t be chicken
Just call Un, Baby
He said to task you
So don’t be lazy
I’ve got his number
So call Un, Baby
He’s such an awesome guy
Now don’t get fla-ky
Just dial his number
And call Un, Baby
Before I met Un my whole life
Was pointless and sad
Was pointless and sad
Was pointless and so sad
But now I’ve got a friend for life
And I am so glad
And you should know that
He makes me so, so glad
Just pick the phone up
Don’t say may-be
I’ve got his number
So call Un, Baby
He said to ask you
No, I’m not crazy
See, here’s his number
So call Un, Baby
Chavez is in decline
Castro is hazy
You’re out of choices
So call Un, Baby
Before you do another thing
Give Un a jingle
Give Un a jingle
Give Un a jing-a-ling
I know he wants to hear from you
Reach out and touch him
Reach out and touch him
So call Un, Baby
For those of us old enough to remember "Reach out an touch him" is an unmistakable reference to the AT&T Slogan "Reach out and touch someone" an advertizing campaign launched in 1979. Back when Phones rang, had cords and never left your house and quite a few years before the widespread popularity and availability of the personal home computer. Just after we discovered fire.
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Onslaught - This is first class work! Your take today uses a more current original than mine...and it's a fortuitous choice. let all get down Pyongyang-nam Style! ;D
Let's all
Leave it up to Dennis, the menace
The odd couple may get their own reality tv show....the ratings would probably be high....good theme song here for it
Thanks all, I really appreciate all your support.
Very interesting!
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